Step 1: Become Sgt. Avery Johnson, he knows what the ladies like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Edited by theraputicGreen: 8/3/2016 4:58:46 PMStep 1) leave a cryptic note made of newspaper and magazine bits saying"I want to be inside you" where they will likely find it. They'll know who its from, don't worry they'll know who its from Step 2) ignore the restraining order, love knows no boundaries. Break in their house at night and stare at them while they sleep from the corner of their room. Step 3) after a few months, confront them and bring an offer of love, a freshly killed human heart. Proceed to shove it down their throat and watch as your love heart takes effect as they writhe on the floor in love with you, to the point their face turns blue and purple. Step 4) devour your new lover so no one else may have them and you two will be one for the rest of eternity . [spoiler]100% satisfaction garunteed. If you get arrested then you did it wrong[/spoiler]