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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/2/2016 2:34:30 AM
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"I... well, for starters, my main problem is that I'm half robot. My second problem is that I kinda suck at fighting.... And my third is that I'm hopelessly in lov-I mean, I'm slightly attracted to you. My fourth is that I'm a nerdy pacifist. My fifth is... do I need to continue?" [b]He sighs.[/b]
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[spoiler]Lol.[/spoiler] "...Nope. Nuh-uh...not happening." [b]Iza starts backing away.[/b] "Not hanging around someone like...Y'know..." [b]She suddenly darts towards her revolver.[/b]
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"Well, if you wanted to kill me that badly," [b]He says, shooting away the gun.[/b] "Seeing as I'm technically already dead, I could allow it."
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[b]Iza sighs, drawing the curved sword on her back. As she does so, it ignites in flames.[/b]
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"Oh, you really do want to kill me... man, I always thought the woman liked would like me back...." [b]He grabs a cube from his belt, which rebuilds itself into Soul Cutter. He enters a defensive stance.[/b]
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[b]Iza raises the sword in an offensive stance, moving toward Omnus.[/b]
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"No response? Bad sign. Huh, I should consult a dating book. Flirting is probably the only class I have an F in." [b]He awaits for a laugh, and, receiving none, he sighs in disappointment, awaiting Iza's attack.[/b]
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[b]Actually, Iza sorta smiles at the joke. She begins circling Omnus.[/b]
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[b]His face seems to lighten up at her smile, and he himself smiles goofily, revealing his nerdy nature. He continues waiting for Iza's strike, but he does not seem to be very observant.[/b]
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"Hmm." [b]Iza swipes at Omnus's left leg.[/b]
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"Heh." [b]The blade strikes metal, but the flames start burning his pants.[/b] "Ah! No! Alright... uh, STOP DROP AND ROLL!" [b]He immediately falls to the ground, and starts rolling around, attempting to get rid of the fire.[/b]
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[b]Iza simply stands thee, looking down at Omnus. Confused, really.[/b]
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[b]The fire goes out, and he stands back up.[/b] "Sorry about that... heat ruins electronics beyond repair...." [b]His hand is on the back of his neck, embarrassed.[/b]
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"Oh. It's fine, I...completely understand." [b]Although still looking confused, Iza waits.[/b]
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"So. Um. You aren't gonna. Attack me?" [b]He looks at his feet.[/b]
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"Uh...waiting on you, I guess." [b]Iza starts swinging the sword around playfully, then drops it suddenly. She picks it back up, muttering.[/b]
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"You already know that I'm not going to make the first move...." [b]He grabs out a bottle of oil, and pours it into a small opening in his metal body.[/b]
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"Quit being awkward already...or nice. Or...whatever." [b]Iza approaches:[/b]
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[b]He gulps, slowly backing away as she approaches.[/b]
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"Ugh..." [b]Iza begins to charge.[/b]
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[b]Omnus uses the momentum of her charge, grabbing her by the shoulders, and swinging her in a 360, before slamming her into the ground with cyborg-strength.[/b] "Shit! No! I'm so sorry...."
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[b]Iza rises, bleeding and groaning. She immediately trips Omnus afterwards.[/b]
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[b]Omnus falls onto his back.[/b] "I said I'm sorry! Oh god, I really blew it today, didn't I.... You'll never go out with me now." [b]He sighs, shrugging.[/b]
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[b]Iza looks at Omnus, bewildered.[/b] "Woah woah woah...you like me? Huh. Why?"
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"I thought I made that clear...." [b]He looks at his feet.[/b]
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"...Oh...right. You wanna just...finish this or something?" [b]She sounds worried.[/b]
