Post 'em and either:
1. say where it's from.
or
2. Make people guess it.
Here's mine, y'all can guess it.
[spoiler][b]"Your mama never loved ya and she dresses you funny."[/b][/spoiler]
[spoiler][u]Btw don't just look it up. You'll spoil the fun....... you animals........[/u][/spoiler]
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"Hey! How -- ah, these pretzels suck… So, how’s your day been, buddy? We haven’t really talked much since I left you for dead. Hey, you think you’ll freeze to death out there? Nah, probably not. The bandits’ll get you first. My day? It’s been pretty good. Just bought a pony made of diamonds, because I’m rich. So, you know. That’s cool. Kay, bye."