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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/31/2016 11:20:18 PM
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[b]The man turns his head in confusion.[/b]
"I... my name is Omnus. Who... and what... are you two?"
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"Um... Well, I'm Sketch and I'm a Sphirinian hybrid of a cat and a wolf..." [b]And I'm Leyla, part elder mermaid and part elder dragon...[/b] "Now seriously... What are you?" [b]And are you evil? Because if you are then go be evil somewhere else...[/b]
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"Uh, if I was evil, I obviously wouldn't say it." [b]He seems confused.[/b] "As for what I am... not sure myself. I was a human. Now I'm... what, a robot?"
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"You look more like a cyborg to me..." [b]A little like the Terminator.[/b] "The what?" [b]Nevermind...[/b]
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"Ah, cyborg. That's the word. What's a Terminator?"
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*Sketch shrugs.* [b]It's like a time traveling robot from a movie... Let's just move on...[/b]
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"Huh. What is this place? Did I already ask that?"
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[b]No, you didn't...[/b] "This is the Dojo..."
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"Dojos? Aren't they Japanese?"
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"Apparently not... Anyways, we live here..."
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"Huh. I'm broke. Is residence free?"
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"Yeah, it is... So do you want to come in?"
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"I can? How?"
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[b]Through the gate...[/b] *They both giggle and Sketch high-five's her.*
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"Clever. But is free residence really that easy?" [b]Omnus says, sighing.[/b]
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"Yeah, pretty much... We give some people a trial by combat but that's only if they look especially sketchy... You are just sketchy so we're giving you the benefit of the doubt..." [spoiler]You're already a member of the Dojo so your characters don't need to be tested but even if they did, I don't have the authority to test them and let them in...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Yeah, I know. I'm only 75% percent stupid, not 76%. Pls.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Also, [quote][url=http://example.com]Sketch[/url]y[/quote]? Eh? EH?[/spoiler] "Glad to hear it."
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[spoiler]I'm not calling you stupid, and I know, that's why I chose "sketchy."[/spoiler] [b]So, do you want us to show you around?[/b]
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"Yeah, that'd be great."
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"Okay then just follow us..." *Sketch walks back to the gate and opens it, Leyla motions for you to enter.*
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[b]He does so, looking around.[/b]
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"This is our house..." *Sketch motions to a five foot tall cardboard box that's right next to the entrance.* [b]That's the training building and that's the apartment building.[/b] *Leyla points to a very large building in the center of the Dojo and then a smaller building off to the side.*
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"You live in a box?"
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"Yeah." [b]Well, I sort of jump between here and the cave...[/b]
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"Oookay. Anything else?"
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"What? My box is the size of a mansion on the inside..." [b]And the cave is furnished... It's not just some random whole in the ground where my family found and decided to live...[/b]
