I have found it! I have figured out who the LGBT really is! See, their goal as the "LGBT" is to scare the crap out of us and to cause so much cancer that we all wind up drinking bleach and killing ourselves. Think about it. They cause us to cringe, and they preach all of these things that eventually we will run out of Holy Water. And when we can't hide from it anymore, and when Captain America is a half black half Asian half megaladon transgender sexually identified as a frying pansexual robot, we will all kill ourselves to end our misery. And then... THEN their plan has succeeded. Then their vision has been brought to light. Their mission, will have been fulfilled. They would by then, eradicated all the strong and able bodied people from the world, allowing for them to finally have world domination. All that would be left would be their initiates. And they would rule the world for centuries No, a millennium No, for eternity Because they're so fake and plastic like Kaitlyn Jenner they would last a LifeTime. [spoiler]And don't get me started on feminists![/spoiler] [spoiler]satire. No hate please[/spoiler]