Leg hair God I love leg hair it's so sexy. I just want to curl my fingers in it and feel the firm strands. I can't get enough of it, I keep a jar in my room full of leg hair. Every morning when I wake up I sniff the sweet aroma and lick a single hair for good luck. My toothbrush is even made out of leg hair. I just can't get enough of it I always want more. After a long day I can always count on leg hair to be there for me. My family abandoned me because I was a failed abortion. But leg hair wouldn't try to abort me because leg hair is love, leg hair is life.