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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/28/2016 1:33:34 PM
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[b][i][u]Clare's not as bad as she seems.[/u][/i][/b]
[b]Swinging Bloodred Skies around, Clari eventually slams the blade of the scythe into the ground. She sighs, wondering why everybody seemed to hate her. What did she ever do wrong?
She awaits an inevitable challenger.[/b]
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[b]Ornstein and Smough walk by, chatting loudly.[/b] "So anyway, I was li-" [i]"Hey, guess what? I don't care. You should totally go fight Clare over there though."[/i] "WHAT?! No. Not happening." [i]"Why not? You like her? I'm telling Nora..."[/i] "Shut up. Fine." [b]Smough chuckles as Ornstein walks over to Clare, drawing his spear.[/b] "Fatass over there wanted me to fight you, so... Damn. That's one hell of a scythe..." [b]Smough is shaking his head, laughing and leaning against a wall.[/b]
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"Hm. Nah, I already was stabbed in the chest once today. I think I'm good."
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"Ha." [i]"What? Bullshit."[/i]
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"It's true, though. Gore stabbed me, sword only barely missed my heart."
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[i]"-blam!-ing asshole."[/i] "Hmm. Welp, that's good." [i]"How is it good?!"[/i]
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"Is my near-death good, now?"
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"Wha...no! Of course not!" [i]"You evil sonuva bitch!"[/i] "You just called our mom a bitch!" [i]"I know!"[/i]
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"Wow. Hm. I must've come off as more of a jerk than a thought...."
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[i]"How are you a jerk? You're not that bad. Sorta funny, too."[/i] "I'm not funny?!" [i]"No. You're an asshat."[/i]
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Edited by Cazberry Pie: 7/29/2016 1:56:37 AM"Hm. Coming from you, Smough, that isn't much."
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"What?!" [i]"Heh."[/i] [spoiler]Orn-"" Smo-[i][/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Shit. I meant Smough.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Ha.[/spoiler] [i]"Why not?"[/i] "Ha!"
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"What? You know, I'm getting confused...."
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[i]"Yeah, I am too. Should I go ahead and crush Orn or something?"[/i] "Wait, what?!"
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"That sounds fun. I might join in."
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[i]"Hell yeah."[/i] [b]Smough lifts up his hammer.[/b] "Guys..."
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[b]Clari raises Bloodred Skies.[/b]
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"OH NO. NO NO NO NO NO." [b]Ornstein starts to back away as Smough slowly approaches.[/b]
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[b]Orn backs into Clari, who had suddenly appeared behind him. She gets uncomfortably close to Orn.[/b] "All you need to do is ask nicely," [b]She whispers into Orn's ear.[/b]
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"No...no no no no..." [i]"Just stay still, alright? It'll be easier for all three of us."[/i]
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[b]The blade of the scythe touches Orn's throat softly.[/b] "It'll hurt... a lot...."
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[b]He's shaking.[/b] "I...I...I'm a Lieutenant!" [i]"...And? Doesn't mean you can't run away from this."[/i]
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"Hey, if we bang, I'll let you off...." [b]Clari licks Orn's ear.[/b]
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[spoiler]OH GOD[/spoiler] "I'm...I'm in a relationship already though..." [i]"Yeah...we should just beat him up."[/i]
