Gotta remember! [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/209308166/0/0]Art Contest[/url] [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/198924974/0/0]Jacob's Stories Overview[/url] [i]Splash, what the hell have you been doing?[/i] A bunch of things. Watching Crota's End for Dummies repeatedly. Trying to persuade Salamanderis to start putting out more Tower High content. All while I wait for Bungie to fix the Beaver problem. Yeah, I'm triggered. [spoiler]Also note that one of my friend's dogs on Minecraft (That my pack of dogs accidentally killed.) was named Trigger. I'm serving time in prison in that world for killing him.[/spoiler] Anyway enjoy a bit of a crossover. But Jacob's Stories was actually already in the same universe as Triple Threat Titans. (You'll see more examples of this later on.) ==================================== [b]There is this Hunter who is a complete failure.[/b] And he only has that title for one reason. Anyway, this guy's name was Flynn. He was Awoken, and on the more salty side when it comes to Guardians. So he had just lost an [i]Apprentice,[/i] and was hungry to learn. No the apprentice did not die. The two just got into an argument. So Flynn went Cayde-6. "Okay, your [i]try and mentor kinderguardians,[/i] thing semi-worked," Flyn, told him. "[i]Semi-Worked[/i]? That needed to go full frontal. So what happened? Is the guy still a scrub?" Cayde asked. "I taught him Arcblade. I taught him other stuff. But he just wouldn't budge to try Gunslinger again. We got into a huge argument. And now I hate him," Flynn explained. "That's not good. But sometimes you gotta let 'em go. Like a Void Anchor. You draw them back, acquire the target, and let 'em go." "I guess I held on for too long. And now it hurts. Wait a minute. What's a Void Anchor?" "Right. I'd love to give you the hand's-on lesson of Shadowshot, but that requires me getting outta this Tower. Which isn't soon. Luckily, there's a Nightstalker named Tevis you could track down. He's an old friend. That is if you even then, you have small chance of being taught the ways of the Nightstalker. I wish you luck." So Flynn left thinking, [i]Hmm, maybe I have to impress Tevis in order to be taught.[/i] So he thought of the most unique Void related skill. He only used Void weapons for like a year and a half. He still only uses them to this day. He learned to literally sniff out perks of Void subclasses and weapons. Seriously, and he recognizes every Voidwalker and Defender build known in history. Then he spent another year looking for Tevis. When he finally met the Nightstalker, things didn't go too well. He showed off his skill to Tevis, and Tevis was amazed. "Okay, kid, that was pretty amazing just one test," Tevis said. "What test?" Flynn asked. Tevis shadestepped. I kid you not, Flynn was so damn scared, he peed himself. Of course, Tevis's ghost was recording this. Because if you know that funny Shadestep Reaction Contemplation Video, Tevis recorded that. Just to look back at them. Before Tevis died, that video hit 1 million likes. Because it was so hilarious. But otherwise, Tevis was a kinda serious guy that a lot of Hunters look up to. May his light find rest. Tevis just simply said, "You're not ready. What do you think of the Void?" "What? That was a Void ability?!? That scared the living s**t outta me!" Flynn yelled. "And you proved that you were scared, alright," Flynn's Ghost, Venus, giggled. "Yep, that's a keeper," Tevis's Ghost whispered to Tevis. "Venus what did I do?" Flynn asked. "You pissed your pants," she giggled. "Great, now I can't wear this pair of Radiant Dance Machines again," Flynn groaned. Tevis had disappeared to hunt down some Vex. Flynn, on the other hand, was embarrassed, angry, and felt let down. Meanwhile, back at the Tower, Flynn's ex-apprentice, Mark-54, was appearantly the one guy whom Tevis shared his reaction clips with. Tevis sent Mark the clip. Mark saw it and laughed. He was with his Fireteam. He called to his teammates, "Sarah, you will laugh your a** off when you see this." "Can I see it too?" Cody asked. "Yeah," Mark replied. Mark sent the clip to his teammates, who sent the clip to their friends. Then the friends sent the clip to their friends, and those friends sent it to their friends and so on. Until it reached a fireteam of douche Warlocks who uploaded the clip on the new YouTube server revived from the pre-Golden Age times. Unfortunately, all the past videos from before were lost. Anyone with a Ghost or computer could watch it. By the time Flynn returned to the Tower, nobody knew it was him because he had scrapped his armor. But when he learned that Mark-54 was the reason that Flynn was made a laughingstock, there was a showdown that Flynn lost. The former pair Hunters still hate each other. Even at the time, Mark seemed like the more superior. He now had (and still has) the title of Most Powerful Bladedancer in the Crucible. (RIP my reign with that title.) He dropped the last three words from that title 2 and a half years later after being the First Bladedancer to complete Crota's End. Flynn would track down every Nightstalker, but he had no luck of ever proving himself as not a failure. Until he discovered the old sport known as hockey. Mr. Fail actually became good at something. Hockey. He would launch pucks at everything. Flynn swung the Hockey stick with such force that the puck gained elemental damage, and exploded on impact. We still call him a loser though. Now that's the tale of Flynn the Failure.