originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
*Both Sketch and Sapphire are sitting on lawn chairs in front of Sketch's box. In between them there are about ten six packs of assorted beers and both Sketch and Sapphire are holding one.*
"Merry alcohol day!"
[u]Woohoo![/u]
*By the time Sketch and Sapphire finish their first bottle, they are already drunk.*
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Ah, German import. hefeweizen, nice choice.
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[u]Thanks?[/u]
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No prob. How'd you get your paws on this?
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"I went into thuh furrst shop in thuh vullages that selled beer and bought it all..."
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Nice. You need any help paying it off? *Cyan downs another beer*
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"Naaahhhh... I keep gettin' Spherenian money an' peeps here accept it... Apparentleh I'm basicully rich!"
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How do you keep getting it?
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"Same way I gots almust all mah stuff... Just had it..." *He raises his hand to show that he is now holding a pair of shorts that he didn't have before, there is a hole in the back around where Sketch's tail sticks out of the shorts he's wearing.* "See? New pair o' shorts. How'd I gets it? Nobodeh knows!"
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Weird. At least I mine to get my money. Valhite is expensive.
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"Probs is..."
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What is that Sketch?
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"What's what?"
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The problem?
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"What problem? I said [i]probs is...[/i]"
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Okay. What's the probs?
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"Don't know what ya meannnn..."
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*Cyan sighs* Never mind
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"Mmmkay..." [u]What were we talking about?[/u] [spoiler]He meant "probs" as in "probably."[/spoiler]
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How you keep getting stuff randomly
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"Don't know..." [u]Magic?[/u] "We can't we can't use magic..."
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Eh. Maybe it's Sketch's dimension warp. People not knowing you're safe sending you materials to stay alive?
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"No... Thuh machine wasn't s'posed ta send me here. And was happenin' since I first gots here..."
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Hmm... Weird
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"Yah..."
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How many of these you have? *She takes another one and downs it*