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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/27/2016 3:11:30 PM
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*Both Sketch and Sapphire are sitting on lawn chairs in front of Sketch's box. In between them there are about ten six packs of assorted beers and both Sketch and Sapphire are holding one.*
"Merry alcohol day!"
[u]Woohoo![/u]
*By the time Sketch and Sapphire finish their first bottle, they are already drunk.*
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*He manages to stand up and starts trying to pull her away.*
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"NOOO!!! Let go, please!!!" [b]She draws her sword and tries anchoring herself to the ground with it.[/b]
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"Yuh can't have no more beer!" *He continues pulling on her legs, trying to get her to let go of the sword.*
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"Please please please please please!" [b]She won't budge.[/b]
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"Anri you already drunk!" *He lets go and starts trying to pry her hands off the sword.*
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"NO NO NO NO NO!!" [b]She lets go of the sword and runs towards a beer.[/b]
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"Stop!" *Sketch tackles her, knocking her over.*
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"Aww..." [b]Smough is laughing.[/b]
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*Sketch stays on top of her.* "You aren't gonna have any more beer..."
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"...Okay..." [b]Anri frowns.[/b]
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"Good..." *He gets off of her and helps her up.*
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[b]She gets up. And looks at the beer one last time.[/b]
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"No, bad." *Sketch wobbles a little as he stands there.*
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"Yeah, alright."
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"Okay... Good... If ya want somethin' none-alcerhawlic then I would beee happy ta give it to yuh..."
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"Pepsi. Need Pepsi."
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"Gots it..." *He opens up a cooler filled with sodas and pulls out a blue can of Pepsi and a silver can of Pepsi and then turns back around.* "Regular or diet?"
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"Regular."
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"Good, cuz diet's fur losers..." [u]Hey, I drinks diet...[/u] "Then yer a loser..." *He gives Anri the regular Pepsi and then tosses the diet back at Sapphire but it lands nowhere near her and she falls out of her chair trying to catch it.*
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"Cheers..." [b]Smough is surrounded by hundreds of beer bottles.[/b] [i]"I NEED MORE."[/i]
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"Smough you fat alcerholic ya drinked it all..."
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[i]"WHAT!? I NEED MORE!!!"[/i]
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"Don't got none..."
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[i]"Need...More though."[/i]
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"Nope."
