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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/27/2016 3:11:30 PM
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*Both Sketch and Sapphire are sitting on lawn chairs in front of Sketch's box. In between them there are about ten six packs of assorted beers and both Sketch and Sapphire are holding one.*
"Merry alcohol day!"
[u]Woohoo![/u]
*By the time Sketch and Sapphire finish their first bottle, they are already drunk.*
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"Y-you can drink a lot!"
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"That I can. Obviously, you can't really hold yours too well, huh?"
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"We're Spherenians... We cannot drunk much alcerhawl."
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[b]I take another swig[/b] "Well if you want to be a wuss you can hide behind your medical reasons. [b]I laugh.[/b]
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"They seem pritty legit... Look at meh..." *He stands up but then falls back into his chair which falls over backwards with him in it.*
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[b]I laugh[/b] "Well I suppose you get a pass."
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"Victoreh is mine..." *He continues lying on his back, looking up at the sky,*
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[b]I just sit back and wait for him to get back up while nursing various alcohols.[/b]
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*Sketch starts trying to climb back up on top of his overturned chair.*
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[b]I prop it back up and place him upright on it.[/b] "You all right?"
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"Nevar bettur..."
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[b]I just keep on drinking. Just keepin on, keepin on.[/b]
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[b]After finishing my 3, I grab another.[/b] "How are you drunk already huh?"
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*Cyan walks up* Toss me one!
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"Gotcha covered..." *Sketch tosses a bottle of beer at cyan which only travels about three feet before breaking on the ground.* [u]Didn't throw hard enough Sketchy...[/u] *Sapphire picks up another full bottle of beer which flies right over Cyan's head and crashes through one of the windows on the apartment building.*
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*Cyan grabs one and flips off the lid* A shame to see beer wasted like that. *Cyan chugs it down*
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[u]Here yuh goooo...[/u] *Sapphire holds out four more bottles.*
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*Cyan takes one of them* Thanks Sap. Sucks that I can't get drunk.
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[u]Wh-whhhyyyy not?[/u]
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I'm a demon. I can't get drunk if I tried. There was one time when I was almost drunk. Almost.
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[u]Huh...[/u] "Wwwweeeeeeiiiiirrrrrd..."
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Yeah, I guess so.
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"Yeeeeaaaahhh..."
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So. What beer is this?
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"Don't know... Can't read..." *All the labels seem to be in German.*
