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Edited by Commander Zavala:
7/25/2016 11:56:02 PM
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So yea me and my wife share 9000 girlfriends
I have 9001 beautiful, wonderful women in my life. My wife (we've been together nearly 8 years) and our girlfriends (about 6 months).
It's not something that we tell everyone all the time. Close friends and some family know but I feel like I just wanna tell the world because of how happy we are all together.
Most people can't understand, which is understandable. We are raised to believe that intimate love is only between two people and anything else is wrong; but I tell you, the love and support that I experience everyday is nothing short of amazing.
How we came together:
[spoiler]My wife and I met nearly 8 years ago through a mutual friend. We dated for six years before getting married.
My wife used a dating app to find a few girls to hook up with and I kind of butted in and asked if they would be interested in a 9002-some. I got super lucky ha ha
After that we both spent more time with them and realized what amazing people they are and we fell in love with them.[/spoiler]
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Must be one big kitchen.....
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1 ReplyWtf did I just read
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I bet that's one really clean kitchen.
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28 RepliesEdited by x Lets Get It On: 7/26/2016 1:12:53 AMImagine them all being on their period on the the same day. OmFG.
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Atleast we know you shop for tampons at Costco .
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i have more waifus than that [spoiler]god im so lonely [/spoiler]
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You could start the worlds first mass production sandwich restaurant.
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Don't worry your wife spent many taking the pipe from Brothas so cool congrats. Bet that vagina looks like a footling roast beef left out in the sun all day. Eww. Don't have a picture? Look up Britney Spears vagina. Ewwwww!
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[quote]So Yes, My Wife and I Share 9000 Girlfriends[/quote] Fixed.
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If you have 9001 women, how have you not run out of money?
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Lmao XD
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With that motto, I have to ask, are they real?
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3 Replies>says parody posts are stupid >makes parody post
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I've got 99 problems [spoiler]an they all bitches[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesEdited by ActivelyNutn: 7/26/2016 2:24:07 AMI have 72 and theyre all virgins bby
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Lol; I know where you got that from. /:)
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1 ReplyHow can you keep track of over 9000 women?
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Your harem... [b][i]IT'S OVER 9000!!![/i][/b]
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2 RepliesMy wife and I*
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No offense Slade but originality is appreciated every now and then
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3 RepliesEdited by DINO DELUSIONAL: 7/26/2016 2:56:34 AMCan I buy one of them for $1,000,000,000,000 dollars?.
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3 RepliesEdited by pluckedseraphim: 7/26/2016 12:59:50 AM[i][b][u]OVER 9000[/u][/b][/i]
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2 RepliesNames or gtfo.
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Ariana Grande has nothing on you.
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6 RepliesKing Solomon is that you?
