[b]By a mysterious man and you cannot see his face from how far away you are. What do you do? Give him a poptart? pull out a gun you had hidden away and spray and pray?[/b]
[spoiler]Be imaginative[/spoiler]
[spoiler]this-is-4-fun[/spoiler]
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Start crying on him. When this proved ineffective, cover your eyes in rubber cement! =bouncy tears Now, grab a Ouija board to ensure that any of his sneaky accomplices behind him get cried on too. Now, recruit the help of a rotting baby's corpse to spit out glowy blue spoders. If anyone gets this, I'll be impressed.