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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/25/2016 6:49:16 PM
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"What? No." [b]For some odd reason, Smough charges at the kid, raising his hammer.[/b]
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"Hey, that's rude! I make money this way!" [b]The kid ducks out of the way.[/b] "Please! The boss wants me to film lesbian sex for the porn site!" "[i]Oh my....[/i]"
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Edited by Orn: 7/25/2016 9:24:36 PM[i]"KILL IT!!!"[/i] [b]Before Smough can smash the window, Ornstein jumps through, trying to tackle the kid.[/b] "Well...that's new..."
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[b]Fentis jumps out, tackling the kid, while Clari begins throwing fireballs at him.[/b] "ALL I WANT IS THE MONEY! And, maybe, to watch some of it.... NONONO, JUST THE MONEY!" "[i]Maybe we should go....[/i]"
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[b]Ornstein is poking the boy with his spear, screaming "BURN THE DEMON" at the top of his lungs.[/b] "Y...yeah...we probably should."
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[b]The kid spontaneously combusts, but not before his ghost can follow Anri and Vio into Anri's room, where Vio puts down the bottle of wine.[/b]
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[b]Anri sits down.[/b] "I don't think we're alone yet..."
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[b]Vio looks around.[/b] "[i]I get the feeling we're being watched....[/i]" [b]The kid's ghost grabs out a ghost camera.[/b] "[i]But there's nobody here....[/i]"
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"Yeah...I do too.. Hold up." [b]Anri picks up her phone and calls someone.[/b] "Yes...uh-huh...1337 Dojo Street...Room 20...thanks." [b]Several minutes later, Bill Murray and the Ghostbusters show up.[/b]
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"Ghostbusters If there's something strange In you neighborhood Who you gonna call Ghostbusters If there's something weird And it don't look good Who you gonna call Ghostbusters" [b]Vio looks around, and sees the ghostbusters.[/b] "[i]Oh, we think there's a ghost in our room.[/i]" [b]The ghostbusters start doing their thing, but the kid's ghost puts on a tinfoil hat.[/b] "Nope, nothing." [b]Then turn and leave.[/b]
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"Shit. We do have a ghost in our room. Call Chanri the Sex Troll."
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"No. I don't like Chanri."
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"She's gotten better, Y'know,"
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"Well, I don't have her phone number. [i]You[/i] call her." [b]Vio crosses her arms.[/b]
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"Ok, chill." [b]A minute later, Chanri shows up.[/b] [i]"Ay guys."[/i] "Sex Troll, remove thy pervert ghost in the room!" [i]"K."[/i]
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[b]The perverted kid ghost starts going crazy, and attempts to possess Chanri.[/b]
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[i]"Bud. Back off."[/i] "Uh..."
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"[b][i][u]Okay! Sorreh ;-;[/u][/i][/b]" [b]The ghost floats out, crying.[/b]
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[i]"Alright. I'll be filming."[/i] "Wh...really?!" [i]"What?"[/i]
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Edited by Cazberry Pie: 7/25/2016 9:53:13 PM"[i]I-um, why!?[/i]"
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[i]"Because I want to?"[/i]
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"[i]Um.... Anri, are you okay with that?[/i]"
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"...Sure." [i]"Yay!"[/i]
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"[i]... Okay....[/i]" [b]Fade into black....[/b]
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[i]"HOLY SHIT!"[/i] [b]And I guess fin. Lol.[/b]
