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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/25/2016 1:31:16 PM
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[b]Theresa looks at the crowd, bemused.[/b] "Uhh... okay. Two peanuts were walking down a street. One was a-salt-ed."
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[b]one mother looks disgusted and covers her kids ears[/b] [b]a baby starts crying[/b] [b]they all boo[/b]
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"I-I'm sorry, I'm not really good with this sort of thing. Here, how about this. Two men walked into a bar. One got drunk. What did the other one do? Drove him home!" [b]Theresa raises her arms, waiting for laughter.[/b]
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[b]they all throw tomatoes at you[/b] [b]the clown whispers to you[/b] Sorry, but everyone thinks pain is funny. [b]he punches you in the face and a small explosion happens when he punches you[/b] [b]it doesn't hurt anybody but it makes you go flying into a wall[/b]
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[b]Theresa grunts, and gets up.[/b] "Pain is funny, huh?" [b]She draws Rose of Flame, a sword that radiates warmth and a fiery light.[/b]
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Only when it happens to others. [b]they all seem entertained[/b] [b]he starts pulling out a handkerchief but it doesn't seem to stop coming out soon[/b]
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[b]Rose of Flames becomes imbued with rose red fire, and Theresa dashes up, slamming her sword into the clown.[/b]
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[b]he jumps over you and then put the long handkerchief around your neck and starts choking you[/b]
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Edited by Cazberry Pie: 7/25/2016 1:46:46 PM[b]Theresa's neck glows red, and the handkerchief burns up.[/b]
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[b]he drops it and then sparta kicks you in the back[/b]
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[b]Theresa stumbled forward, turns quickly, and slashes with Rose of Flames twice.[/b]
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Edited by JealousOrc: 7/25/2016 1:53:39 PM[b]water squirts out of a flower on his shirt[/b] [b]it shoots out like a water gun[/b] [b]it hits the sword[/b]
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[b]Steam comes off the sword, but the flames aren't extinguished.[/b] "It'll take a lot more than that to extinguish [i]these[/i] flames, jester." [b]She slashes the clown three more times.[/b]
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[b]the water shoots out like a fire hydrant as he jumps back to dodge[/b]
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"That's quite rude, you know, abusing one's weakness." [b]She backs out of range.[/b]
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I didn't want burned. Duh! Here, lets just call it a tie. [b]he holds his hand out for a handshake[/b]
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[b]Theresa walks up cautiously, and grabs the hand.[/b]
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[b]it electrocutes her[/b] [b]he laughs[/b]
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[b]Theresa stumbles back, furious.[/b] "What have I learned.... Never trust a clown...."
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[b]the crowd seems entertained[/b] That's all folks! [b]they leave[/b]
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"Well... what now?"
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Get out of here! [b]he takes a broom and starts whacking you with it[/b] Shoo! Go on! Get!
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[b]Theresa runs from the stage, and out of wherever they were.[/b]
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[b]he leaves and goes to his village[/b]
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[spoiler]Fin?[/spoiler]
