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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/25/2016 3:38:33 AM
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[b]Yuria bursts out of the Dojo gates and promptly bitch-slaps Hodrick.[/b]
[u]"My Darkdrift! MINE!"[/u]
[b]She takes her sword back and walks away.[/b]
[i]"Weird. Why'd you take her sword? Bloodlust is WAY better."[/i]
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[i]You gave it to me Yuria, what the -blam!-! [/i] [b]Hodrick picks up his Chaos Blade.[/b] [i]Ok, now let's get this fight started.[/i]
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[u]"BULLSHIT!"[/u] [i]"Ugh."[/i] [b]Ornstein and Smough begin to circle Hodrick.[/b] "Is this fair?" [i]"Nope."[/i] "...Do you care?" [i]"Nope."[/i]
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[i]It's not bullshit and you know it! -blam!- you![/i] [i]Ok, now I have Twinkie and his fat, ugly girlfriend.[/i] [b]Hodrick lights a firebomb and hurls it towards Ornstien.[/b]
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[u]"I know you want to, you horny old man!"[/u] [b]Orn dodges it with ease and throws a bolt of electricity at Hodrick to counter. Smough is about to attack.[/b]
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Edited by Jäger: 7/25/2016 3:53:29 AM[i]No, you're an ugly bitch Yuria. You know you gave me Darkdrift and you also know that the only person who likes you is Yoel the Pilgrim! [/i] [b]Hodrick rolls to the side if the lightning, he prepares to attack Smough.[/b]
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[u]"Meanwhile, you're probably banging Sirris!"[/u] [b]Smough swings at you.[/b]
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[i]So now you're going after my granddaughter, that's just a low blow.[/i] [b]Hodrick turns and gets hit by Smough's hammer, throwing him back a few feet.[/b] [b]Hodrick tosses a firebomb at Smough and lunges at Ornstein to attack him.[/b]
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[u]"You're granddaughter is busy sucking Andre's dick for souls anyway!"[/u] [b]Smough runs throw the smoke bomb like it was nothing. Ornstein raises his spear and attempts to impale Hodrick.[/b]
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[i]Really? Really?[/i] [b]Hodrick bring out his Ceastus and parrys Ornsteins attack, he runs to attack Orn.[/b]
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[u]"Yep! I got footage!"[/u] [b]Ornstein is pretty much helpless, but Smough quickly interferes, slamming into Hodrick.[/b]
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[i]Yeah, and I've got footage of you and Greirat getting it on. So go home and start shoving your darkdrift down your throat.[/i] [b]Hodrick turns and charges at Smough.[/b]
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[u]"Fine, bitch."[/u] [b]Smough simply slams downwards.[/b]
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[i]Asshole![/i] [b]Hodrick rolls to the side and goes to attack Ornstien.[/b]
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[b]Ornstein jabs his spear at Hodrick before Smough slams down upon the Holy Knight again.[/b]
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Edited by Jäger: 7/25/2016 5:15:05 AM[b]Hodrick chugs his Estus.[/b] [i]Jesus, thought this would be a cakewalk.[/i] [b]Hodrick's hand lights on fire as he hurls a fireball towards to duo.[/b]
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[b]They both dodge the fireball. They looked pissed.[/b]
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Edited by Jäger: 7/25/2016 5:21:42 AM[b]Hodrick hurls a chaos fire orb toward the two. [/b]
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[b]They dodge it again, and begin circling.[/b]
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[b]Hodrick charges at Ornstein, but keeps his guard up for Smough.[/b]
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[b]Ornstein leaps, slamming skein upon Hodrick.[/b]
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[b]Hodrick launches a fireball and runs to attack Smough.[/b]
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[b]Orn dodges it, while Smough pummels you away with his hammer.[/b]
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[b]Hodrick falls to his knees.[/b] [i]No, I can't give up. Not now.[/i] [b]He grabs his bloodlust and stabs himeself, buffing it. He drinks the last of his Eatus. He rushes in to attack Orn.[/b]
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[b]Smough doesn't interfere.[/b] "I got you now." [b]Ornstein rushes as well, jumping up and slamming down upon Hodrick.[/b]
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[b]Hodrick reaches for his talisman and uses Wrath of the Gods. Throwing Ornstein a few feet back.[/b]
