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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/25/2016 2:37:21 AM
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[i]"Heh."[/i] "HEY!" [b]Ornstein's voice rings down from above.[/b] "I'm watching you two..." [i]"Yeah, so?"[/i] "No cheating!" [i]"Whatever."[/i]
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[i]Hey! Ornstien! Why don't you take that spear and shove it up your ass! [/i]
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[i]"Yeah! I'm sure you could get Ciaran's attention by doing that!"[/i] [b]Ornstein cusses loudly before jumping down.[/b] "You have a death wish, Hollow?!"
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[i]Hey, is Ornstein trying to act tough? [/i]
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[i]"I think he is..."[/i] [b]Orn keeps yelling.[/b]
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[i]Last time I checked Pinwheel was more frightening than Twinkie is.[/i]
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[b]Ornstein is silent. Smough snickers.[/b]
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[b]Hodrick chugs some of his Estus.[/b] [i]Damn! Dat shit good![/i]
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"Oh shit..." [i]"The Sunny D..."[/i]
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[b]Hodrick take two steps back.[/b] [i]Uhh...you guys want some?[/i]
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"KILL HIM!" [i]"For the Sunny D!!!"[/i] [b]Both charge right at Hodrick.[/b]
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[b]Hodrick picks up his Darkdrift and Bloodlust katanas. [/b] [i]You want the Sunny-D, come and get it![/i]
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[b]Yuria bursts out of the Dojo gates and promptly bitch-slaps Hodrick.[/b] [u]"My Darkdrift! MINE!"[/u] [b]She takes her sword back and walks away.[/b] [i]"Weird. Why'd you take her sword? Bloodlust is WAY better."[/i]
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[i]You gave it to me Yuria, what the -blam!-! [/i] [b]Hodrick picks up his Chaos Blade.[/b] [i]Ok, now let's get this fight started.[/i]
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[u]"BULLSHIT!"[/u] [i]"Ugh."[/i] [b]Ornstein and Smough begin to circle Hodrick.[/b] "Is this fair?" [i]"Nope."[/i] "...Do you care?" [i]"Nope."[/i]
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[i]It's not bullshit and you know it! -blam!- you![/i] [i]Ok, now I have Twinkie and his fat, ugly girlfriend.[/i] [b]Hodrick lights a firebomb and hurls it towards Ornstien.[/b]
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[u]"I know you want to, you horny old man!"[/u] [b]Orn dodges it with ease and throws a bolt of electricity at Hodrick to counter. Smough is about to attack.[/b]
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Edited by Jäger: 7/25/2016 3:53:29 AM[i]No, you're an ugly bitch Yuria. You know you gave me Darkdrift and you also know that the only person who likes you is Yoel the Pilgrim! [/i] [b]Hodrick rolls to the side if the lightning, he prepares to attack Smough.[/b]
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[u]"Meanwhile, you're probably banging Sirris!"[/u] [b]Smough swings at you.[/b]
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[i]So now you're going after my granddaughter, that's just a low blow.[/i] [b]Hodrick turns and gets hit by Smough's hammer, throwing him back a few feet.[/b] [b]Hodrick tosses a firebomb at Smough and lunges at Ornstein to attack him.[/b]
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[u]"You're granddaughter is busy sucking Andre's dick for souls anyway!"[/u] [b]Smough runs throw the smoke bomb like it was nothing. Ornstein raises his spear and attempts to impale Hodrick.[/b]
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[i]Really? Really?[/i] [b]Hodrick bring out his Ceastus and parrys Ornsteins attack, he runs to attack Orn.[/b]
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[u]"Yep! I got footage!"[/u] [b]Ornstein is pretty much helpless, but Smough quickly interferes, slamming into Hodrick.[/b]
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[i]Yeah, and I've got footage of you and Greirat getting it on. So go home and start shoving your darkdrift down your throat.[/i] [b]Hodrick turns and charges at Smough.[/b]
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[u]"Fine, bitch."[/u] [b]Smough simply slams downwards.[/b]
