originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
*Sketch runs down to the man carrying a WWI era sniper rifle.*
"OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!!!!!!!!"
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"What the shit?" [b]The woman, Ez, exclaims.[/b] "What is this weirdo?" "I don't even know...." [b]Zeln replies.[/b]
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*Sketch runs up to the man on the ground and starts trying to revive him.*
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"He's trying to revive a serial rapist/killer." "[i]We should kill him.[/i]" "We don't have enough info." "[i]He's still trying to revive a serial rapist/killer.[/i]"
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[spoiler]Sketch has no idea what he's doing, he thinks that he accidentally shot the guy.[/spoiler] *He's still shouting.* "OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!"
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"[i]I think he'a confused.[/i]" "Let's talk to him." [b]Zeln and Ez walk up to Sketch.[/b] "[i]What the hell do you think you're doing?[/i]" "Not that rude." "[i]Shut up for a moment.[/i]"
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"I shot him! I freaking shot him!" *His eyes are whatever color you get when you mix orange and purple.*
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"[i]... idiot. That was me.[/i]"
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"Wait, what? Huh?"
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"[i]I shot him.[/i]" "What're you talking about, whoever you are?"
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"I, I thought I shot him because I was hunting and when I saw him out of the corner of my eye I aimed at him... Then I heard the gunshot..."
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"[i]Well, it was me. You don't need to worry.[/i]"
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"Okay... Then why did you kill him?"
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"He was a serial rapist/killer." "[i]We were sent by the military to kill him, apparently the police couldn't handle it themselves.[/i]"
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*He suddenly jumps away from the man and starts wiping his hands on his pants!* "Gah! Why didn't you tell me that before I touched him!?!?!?"
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"[i]Because you were about a mile away.[/i]" "You yell pretty loud, you know."
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"Um... Uh, yes... I do..."
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"[i]What're you doing way out here, hunting?[/i]" "The nearest city is a few hundred miles away."
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"Oh... Uh I live somewhere called the Dojo... Wait, how come you two aren't afraid of me?!"
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"Why would we be afraid of you?" "[i]The Dojo, huh? Weird name.[/i]"
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"Well, um mostly because of how I look."
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"What, like a cat?" "[i]Cats are cute.[/i]"
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"I'm not a cat... I'm a catwolf... Specifically a hybrid of a wolf and a leopard/bobcat hybrid..."
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"Weird." "[i]Still cute.[/i]" "Anyways, tell us more about this dojo."
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"Well, it's basically a place where anyone can live, although you should have at least some experience fighting..."
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"We're war veterans." "[i]We've killed our fair share of people. Can we join?[/i]"