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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/24/2016 1:12:55 AM
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God no!
*Mortar backs up and forms his sword, almost twice as long. He cleaves downward*
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Edited by Cazberry Pie: 7/24/2016 1:22:28 AM[b]Guldan dies, and a cow tramples over you, killing you. Then a guy with [redacted] hair and [redacted] eyes walks up, revives you, then dies. Then, Azkem walks up to you.[/b] "What the shit?"
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*Mortar vomits out his insides and comes back. (This was a legit thing Mortar did)
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[spoiler]K then[/spoiler] "IT'S A MONSTER!" [b]Azkem starts attacking Mortar.[/b]
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Hey! I'm only a demon, war beast, and Ex God. *Mortar's eyes turn black, his pupils crimson. Clearly this isn't just Mortar
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"KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!" [b]Azkem continues attacking.[/b]
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*Mortar flies over your line of fire*
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"Uh...." [b]Azkem looks up.[/b]
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What?
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"Waiting. For the inevitable attack."
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*Mortar stays in the air... For now...*
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[b]Azkem sits on a bench that appears out of nowhere.[/b]
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*The bench snaps in half. Mortar forms a large iron ball and hurls it at you*
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[b]Azkem slices it into three halves, and jumps, lashing out.[/b]
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Edited by BrandRobKus: 7/24/2016 1:59:13 AM*He blocks it with an iron ball and hurls it at you, it explodes when hit*
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"Oh, what's this iron ball explaining to me?"
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Explodes
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[b]Azkem is blown back by the explosion, but regains her footing and continues to attack.[/b]
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*Mortar flies high into the air, then swoops down, grabbing you*
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"Oy, what're you doing!?"
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Winning. *He drops you*
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[b]Azkem falls on her back, and throws her sword at Mortar like a javelin.[/b]
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*It hits his arm, and he takes it out, then throws it back at you*
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[b]It hits her arm, and she takes it out, then throws it back at you[/b]
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*Mortar jams it in a stone* Hope you're worthy
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[b]Azkem easily pulls it out.[/b] "Does this make me... King?"
