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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/24/2016 12:32:21 AM
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[spoiler]Non canon? I CAN FINALLY USE MORTAR AGAIN[/spoiler]
*Mortar sits in the dojo, waiting for a strong challenger*
[spoiler] Specifically Vio but anyone can do it[/spoiler]
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[b]Clari walks up, and smashes Mortar's head against a wall, slamming her fist into his gut over and over again./b] "I love myself a good fight!"
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*Mortar dissolves into the wall after he hits it, then reforms behind you, smashing an iron ball in your back, the ball explodes when it hits you* Me too
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[b]Clari turns, and draws her scythe.[/b]
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*Mortar draws his sword and lunges at Clari*
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[b]Clari blows the room up.[/b]
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*Mortar builds the room back up*
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"No! Don't do that!" [b]Clari goes full on Superman and blasts Mortar out of the room, then goes One Punch Man and serious punches him.[/b]
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*Mortar has already turned into Bahamortar, basically a badass dragon type creature with a humanoid figure, grabs your head, and throws you into a wall*
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[b]Clari enters Stage Two, a 10 foot tall dragon person, grabs Mortar, and starts swing him above her head like a lasso.[/b]
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*Mortar is twenty five feet tall, and it doesn't do much to him. He forms a large iron ball and smashes it on you*
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[b]Clari dies, then Guldan walks in and slices Mortar up.[/b]
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God no! *Mortar backs up and forms his sword, almost twice as long. He cleaves downward*
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Edited by Cazberry Pie: 7/24/2016 1:22:28 AM[b]Guldan dies, and a cow tramples over you, killing you. Then a guy with [redacted] hair and [redacted] eyes walks up, revives you, then dies. Then, Azkem walks up to you.[/b] "What the shit?"
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*Mortar vomits out his insides and comes back. (This was a legit thing Mortar did)
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[spoiler]K then[/spoiler] "IT'S A MONSTER!" [b]Azkem starts attacking Mortar.[/b]
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Hey! I'm only a demon, war beast, and Ex God. *Mortar's eyes turn black, his pupils crimson. Clearly this isn't just Mortar
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"KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!" [b]Azkem continues attacking.[/b]
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*Mortar flies over your line of fire*
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"Uh...." [b]Azkem looks up.[/b]
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What?
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"Waiting. For the inevitable attack."
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*Mortar stays in the air... For now...*
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[b]Azkem sits on a bench that appears out of nowhere.[/b]
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*The bench snaps in half. Mortar forms a large iron ball and hurls it at you*
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[b]Azkem slices it into three halves, and jumps, lashing out.[/b]
