originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
[b][u]I SAY MY MOMS NAME IS MARTHA THEN WE ARE FRIENDS.
JUST KIDDING. -blam!- MARTHA. I SLIT BOTH THEIR THROATS THEN GUT YOU WITH A BUTTER KNIFE. THEN I USE THE SAME KNIFE TO SKIN OFF A LAYER OF YOUR EYEBALL[/u][/b]
English
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[b]JOKES ON YOU MY BLOOD IS VENOMOUS LIKE A SNAKE, IT GETS ON YOUR SKIN AND YOU START TO MELT[/b]
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[b][u]IM FILLED WITH DAMN DETERMINATION AND COME BACK AND SHOVE A POLL UP YOUR ASS. BUT I HAVE TO TAKE PUT THE ONE THAT WAS ALREADY THERE FIRST.[/u][/b]
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[b]JOKES ON YOU I REPLACED OUR POSITIONS SO THE POLL IS UP YOUR ASS[/b]
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[b][u]THAT MEANS I NEVER TOOK THE ONE OUT OF YOURS! GET REKT M8 -blam!- -blam!- ASS TITS[/u][/b]
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[b]EXPLODES KILLING BOTH OF US[/b] [u]In the afterlife[/u] You good now, vented everything out?
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Meh. We'll probably do this again