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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Inflatablepants:
7/23/2016 11:42:41 PM
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[b][u]BATTLE ROYALE[/u][/b]
[b][i]Lets be honest. It's one of those days when you really just wanna hit something. So, this post is just for that.
Kill, mangle, destroy and outright let out your anger on others in this completely not-cannon post. Seriously, let it all out. [/i][/b]
English
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[b]Somewhat wounded by it, Anri jumps back, sighing.[/b]
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"What? Thought you wanted to fight."
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"Just..." [b]Anri lunges, stabbing forward.[/b]
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[b]He draws his Buster Sword and blocks.[/b] "Nice try." [b]He knocks her sword away and begins to relentlessly slash her[/b]
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[b]Anri screams as she tries grabbing the blade, which somewhat works. Except it's cut into her hand quite a lot. Still, she kicks you in the genitals and runs to get her sword and shield.[/b]
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[b]The aura protecting the armor breaks, throwing her back.[/b] "Hm, just full of cheap shots are you?" [b]He slowly approaches her, a blade in each hand [/b]
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"...I'm sorry...I had to." [b]She grabs her sword and shield, standing.[/b]
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"Tell me, do you have any regrets?" [b]He gets closer[/b]
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"Yes, I do... If you're gonna kill me, get it over with..."
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[b]He dashes forward, grasping her head and staring into her eyes.[/b] "Finish what you started, don't die with regrets." [b]He throws her into the ground, and turns, walking away[/b]
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[b]Anri slowly rises, looking back. She'll remember that...[/b]
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[b]Zane is gone from her sight[/b] [spoiler]End[/spoiler]
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[b]ROREK GETS BRUTALLY SLAUGHTERED AS I RIP OUT HIS JUGGULAR AND FEED IT TO THE BULLDOG I DONT HAVE. I BLOW UP THE BULLDOG [/b]
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[b]WELL THEN [/b]
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[spoiler]Geez calm down fam[/spoiler]
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[b][u][i]I HAVE TO SET THE BAR HIGH[/i][/u][/b]
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[b]ZANE COMES IN AND RIPS FALK A NEW ASSHOLE. HE THEN SLICES HIS BALLS OFF AND FEEDS THEM TO HIS CAT NAMED BOB [/b]
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[b][i]I TEAR THE CAT APART AND TAKE MY BALLS OUT OF IT. I THROW THEM AT SKETCHES FACE THEN PROCEDE TO SHATTER ZANES BALLS WITH A KICK AS POWERFUL AS CHUCK NORRIS[/i][/b]
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[b]I BACKSTEP AND SHOOT FALK WITH IGNI, LIGHTING HIM ABLAZE[/b]
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[b][i]SINCE IM ON FIRE I PROCEED TO POUR GASOLINE ON ZANE. THEN PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE. MAKING HIS LEFT SIDE EXPLODE[/i][/b]
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[b]I DON THE BATMAN ARMOR FROM BATMAN VS SUPERMAN AND BATMAN SLAP FALK ACROSS THE WORLD[/b]
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[b][u]I SAY MY MOMS NAME IS MARTHA THEN WE ARE FRIENDS. JUST KIDDING. -blam!- MARTHA. I SLIT BOTH THEIR THROATS THEN GUT YOU WITH A BUTTER KNIFE. THEN I USE THE SAME KNIFE TO SKIN OFF A LAYER OF YOUR EYEBALL[/u][/b]
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[b]JOKES ON YOU MY BLOOD IS VENOMOUS LIKE A SNAKE, IT GETS ON YOUR SKIN AND YOU START TO MELT[/b]
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[b][u]IM FILLED WITH DAMN DETERMINATION AND COME BACK AND SHOVE A POLL UP YOUR ASS. BUT I HAVE TO TAKE PUT THE ONE THAT WAS ALREADY THERE FIRST.[/u][/b]
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[b]JOKES ON YOU I REPLACED OUR POSITIONS SO THE POLL IS UP YOUR ASS[/b]
