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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Inflatablepants:
7/23/2016 11:42:41 PM
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[b][u]BATTLE ROYALE[/u][/b]
[b][i]Lets be honest. It's one of those days when you really just wanna hit something. So, this post is just for that.
Kill, mangle, destroy and outright let out your anger on others in this completely not-cannon post. Seriously, let it all out. [/i][/b]
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[b][i]SMACKS ROYALS BALLS OFF BECAUSE IM TOO FUKING BUSY TO DO THAT[/i][/b]
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[b]ROYAL KICKS PANTS IN THE BALLS, SHATTERING HIS TESTICLES AS ANNE FALLS DEAD BECAUSE YOUR SPERM IS DEAD [/b]
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[b][u]THIS MAKES THE TIMELINE TELL ROYAL TO FUK OFF. AND IT SLAUGHTER HIM BY HAVING HIS INTESTINES SUCKED INTO A BLACKHOLE WHILE AN EAGLE PRIES HIS HEAD OFF HIS BODY[/u][/b]
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[b]FUK TIMELINES. THIS IS BATTLE ROYAL. ROYAL TOSS PANTS HEAD INTO THE AIR AND EATS IT [/b]
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[b][i]THE HEAD GIVES YOU A TUMOR BECAUSE IM CANCER. YOU DIE INSTANTLY THE NEXT DAY. BY A FUKING GIANT SCORPION THAT TEARS YOUR ARMS OFF AND SHOVES THEM UP YOUR ASS WHILE PIRAÑAS PINCH YOUR TOES OFF WHILE MICHAEL JACKSON SAWS OFF YOUR FINGERS WITH SANDPAPER[/i][/b]
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[b]AT LEAST I KILLED PANTS! [/b]
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"Oh, so it's that kind of post..." *The fourth wall crashes down onto Tubbs and Sketch starts eating his remains.*
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[b]I TAKE THE FURRY FUK BY ITS TAIL AND PUT IT IN A MEAT GRINDER[/b]
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*Sapphire grabs you and snaps you in half.*
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[b]THE OTHER HALF OF ME SLITS HER THROAT AND DRAINS IT INTO A KOOL AID. OHHHHH YEAAAAA[/b]
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*Garry fires flaming toast at you.*
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[b]I EAT THE TOAST THEN SHIT BRICKS. THEY TURN INTO HOMING MISSILES AND MAKE HIM EXPLODE INTO BLOOD PUDDING[/b]
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[b]Rorek waits for a challenger[/b]
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[b]Anri flies in, carrying a nuclear bomb.[/b]
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[b]He runs away screaming[/b] "Anyone but her!"
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"Oh. Ok." [b]Anri just kinda stares awkwardly as Rorek runs away.[/b]
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[b]Zane comes back in his place[/b] "Hm, I see why he refused to fight you." [b]He draws his Gunblade, aiming it at Anri[/b]
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"Uh..." [b]Anri waves.[/b]
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[b]He shoots her hand that was carrying the bomb, then surrounds the bomb in a water and wind barrier and detonates it [/b]
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Edited by Orn: 7/24/2016 2:56:55 AM[b]It's a bloodbath. Get it? Bloodbath? Water?[/b]
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[b]Lol[/b] [b]He jumps up and kicks her in the chest[/b]
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[b]Anri only barely blocks it, sending her back,[/b]
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[b]He follows up with several slashes[/b]
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[b]The last swipe manages to have Anri drop her shield, and she starts swinging at you rapidly.[/b]
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[b]He blocks some of the strikes, his armor absorbing the hits as he casts Firaga point blank[/b]
