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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Inflatablepants:
7/23/2016 11:42:41 PM
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[b][u]BATTLE ROYALE[/u][/b]
[b][i]Lets be honest. It's one of those days when you really just wanna hit something. So, this post is just for that.
Kill, mangle, destroy and outright let out your anger on others in this completely not-cannon post. Seriously, let it all out. [/i][/b]
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*It hits his arm, and he takes it out, then throws it back at you*
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[b]It hits her arm, and she takes it out, then throws it back at you[/b]
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*Mortar jams it in a stone* Hope you're worthy
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[b]Azkem easily pulls it out.[/b] "Does this make me... King?"
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Hell no. *Mortar smashes you with an iron ball*
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[b]Azkem dies.[/b]
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*Mortar sits down* A shame we couldn't have a serious fight...
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[b]But don't serious fights generally have their own posts?[/b]
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Eh, I would have liked a serious fight, one of your guys verses Mortar, the guy that I've evolved his story than all my others and had my other's storylines based upon.
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'Kay, I'll use Fentis then.
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[b]Anri begins senselessly beating the shit out of Royal.[/b]
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[b]Royal falls to the ground [/b]
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[b]She leaves.[/b]
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[b]Royal is bleeding and Bruised [/b] "REPLY TO ME DAMMIT"
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"K." [b]She kicks you in the head, then leaves.[/b]
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[b]Royal is unconscious[/b]
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[b]Anri drags you out and to her apartment.[/b]
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[b]THE APARTMENT EXPLODES AS THE ALMIGHTY GODZILLA STOMPS DOWN AND KILLS ORNSTEIN WITH HIS FUKING JAPANESE WEEB SHIT[/b]
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[i][b][u]SURPRISE MOTHAFUKA, CAUSE SMOUGH A GIANT HE GRABS GODZILLA'S BALLS, RIPS THEM OFF AND SHOVES THEM UP THE GIANT LIZARD BITCHES ASSHOLE[/u][/b][/i]
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[b][u]GODZILLA FALLS ON ORN AND EXPLODES. KILLING ALL THE UNINTELLIGENT LIBERALS AND -blam!-TARDS AS WELL AS ORN IN A GIANT NUCLEAR 420 BLAZEIT SHIT DEATH EXPLOSIOM[/u][/b]
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[b][i][u]THE WORLD EXPLODES AS SMOUGH GOES FLYING, TEARING ROYAL APART AND EATING HIS ENTRAILS LIKE SPAGHETTI[/u][/i][/b]
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[b][u]THE END. -blam!-. SHIT -blam!-ING [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] SUCKS COCKS -blam!-[/u][/b]
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[b]Royal is still unconscious[/b]
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[b]TEARS PANTS' HEAD OFF FOR MAKING ME WAIT SO LONG FOR A -blam!-ING SIDE QUEST [/b]
