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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Inflatablepants:
7/23/2016 11:42:41 PM
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[b][u]BATTLE ROYALE[/u][/b]
[b][i]Lets be honest. It's one of those days when you really just wanna hit something. So, this post is just for that.
Kill, mangle, destroy and outright let out your anger on others in this completely not-cannon post. Seriously, let it all out. [/i][/b]
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[b]Clari enters Stage Two, a 10 foot tall dragon person, grabs Mortar, and starts swing him above her head like a lasso.[/b]
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*Mortar is twenty five feet tall, and it doesn't do much to him. He forms a large iron ball and smashes it on you*
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[b]Clari dies, then Guldan walks in and slices Mortar up.[/b]
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God no! *Mortar backs up and forms his sword, almost twice as long. He cleaves downward*
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Edited by Cazberry Pie: 7/24/2016 1:22:28 AM[b]Guldan dies, and a cow tramples over you, killing you. Then a guy with [redacted] hair and [redacted] eyes walks up, revives you, then dies. Then, Azkem walks up to you.[/b] "What the shit?"
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*Mortar vomits out his insides and comes back. (This was a legit thing Mortar did)
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[spoiler]K then[/spoiler] "IT'S A MONSTER!" [b]Azkem starts attacking Mortar.[/b]
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Hey! I'm only a demon, war beast, and Ex God. *Mortar's eyes turn black, his pupils crimson. Clearly this isn't just Mortar
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"KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!" [b]Azkem continues attacking.[/b]
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*Mortar flies over your line of fire*
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"Uh...." [b]Azkem looks up.[/b]
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What?
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"Waiting. For the inevitable attack."
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*Mortar stays in the air... For now...*
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[b]Azkem sits on a bench that appears out of nowhere.[/b]
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*The bench snaps in half. Mortar forms a large iron ball and hurls it at you*
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[b]Azkem slices it into three halves, and jumps, lashing out.[/b]
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Edited by BrandRobKus: 7/24/2016 1:59:13 AM*He blocks it with an iron ball and hurls it at you, it explodes when hit*
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"Oh, what's this iron ball explaining to me?"
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Explodes
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[b]Azkem is blown back by the explosion, but regains her footing and continues to attack.[/b]
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*Mortar flies high into the air, then swoops down, grabbing you*
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"Oy, what're you doing!?"
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Winning. *He drops you*
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[b]Azkem falls on her back, and throws her sword at Mortar like a javelin.[/b]
