Well, don't take advice from me then lol. I'm not afraid of things commonly associated with women. I'd totally pick the pinkest dress and runway that shit. I bet no other male in your aquaintence-sphere will be able to top that. Either that, or you get laughed out of your friend circle and become ostricized from society as pictures of your endevor in fabulocity flood the internet. Depends on what kind of friends you have.