So I had just finished terrorizing all the weights at my gym with my awesome body! When I heard Deej showed some new footage for rise of iron! I decided to see what the forums have to say and behold I see a bunch of insecure people bashing Deej's gaming ability! Its so desperate of these people who I think are just trying to make a name for themselves at Deej's expense! As bungie forum heavyweight champion and loved by all I issue a warning to these people and everyone who liked there posts! I have a list and If I see you in the crucible Im going to destroy you! You will second guess bashing someone's gaming skills after I'm done with Y'all! Now if you excuse me I'm going to rub oil all over my body and flex in front of a mirror. I would also like to say that I didn't cuss nor was I volgar in anyway! Thats why I am the bungie forum heavyweight champion. Pure swag!
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This is how satire should be done! I tip my hat to you, sir. 10/10