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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/23/2016 12:19:45 PM
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"[u]A little bitch can't seem to keep her mouth shut-[/u]"
"Who you callin' a little bitch?"
"[u]You, bitch-[/u]"
"[i]We made a plan to kill a dragon that's going on a rampage, but-[/i]"
"[i]Somebody[/i] ruined it all!"
"[i]Shut up! I don't know what you dragons eat![/i]"
English
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Cyan: everyone! Stop arguing and tell me what's happening, and we can devise a plan. I'm not gonna tolerate anything else, and I WILL use these knives if something happens, so start talking. *Caesar looks slightly mopey, he REALLY wanted to see a dragon fight*
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"Huh? You think a couple knives can stop a dragon?" "[u]Clare, shut up.[/u]" "[i]We're listening, Cyan.[/i]"
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They've stopped much more. Now. What's the problem?
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"Vio, the idiot, got the wrong kind and quantity of meat." "[i]Again, I don't know what the hell you dragons-[/i]" "[u]Seriously, shut up. The original plan was to lure the dragon out, but as Clare said-[/u]" "Yeah, see? Vio's an idiot." "[i]I swear, I will hurt you.[/i]"
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Wait. You're telling me the failed solution without telling me what the problem is. Let me guess... Some crazy dragon is running amok or you tried to pull a prank on one of these guys.
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Edited by Cazberry Pie: 7/23/2016 12:53:33 PM"Why would we pull a prank on a dragon? We're dragons ourselves." "[i]Speak for yourself, please.[/i]" "[u]The dragon in question is really old. He's gone mental, and it's about time we end his life, and let him go through Rebirth.[/u]"
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Of course. Now, do you know where he was seen last?
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"[u]His nest is on a mountain a few miles from where Vio and I grew up.[/u]"
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Alright. Anything else about this guy I should know about?
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"[i]Uh.... He's big. Like. Really big.[/i]" "Nice description." "[u]Really though, this guy is old, and massive as hell. He was probably born around the time the Legion of Dragons was created, and that was quite a while ago.[/u]" [b]At that statement, Clari remains silent.[/b]
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Alright then. Here's a plan. Mortar... *Cyan hesitates a little* Mortar had some sort of gun that could knock out even the strongest creatures. He has it at his place. I'll get it, see what we can do to use it on him, and THEN you can do whatever you want to do with him.
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"[u]Sounds like a plan.[/u]" "[i]Alrighty.[/i]"
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Just don't cut your own heads off before you cut his. I need you guys to not fight each other otherwise the plan ks as good as dead.
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"Yeah, yeah, go get the damn gun." "[u]Don't be rude, Clare. She's trying to help.[/u]" "Don't be rude, Fentis. I'm trying to speed it along." "[i]My lord....[/i]"
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Cyan: Hey... Caesar! *Caesar looks up* Make sure they don't fight! Caesar: Screw that! If they fight I'm getting popcorn!
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"GET THE -blam!-ING GUN!" "[u]Shut up, Clare![/u]" "[i]Clare, calm the hell down.[/i]"
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*Cyan already left before Caesar said Popcorn, and moments later comes back with the gun, a grey and crimson .44 Magnum*
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"Hmm. I feel like that won't do much to Yuldner." "[u]Well, what do you know?[/u]" "[i]Hey, you two should date.[/i]" "Shut up."
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*Cyan chuckles a bit* This thing does a lot of damage, and if I hit it in it's heart then he is CERTAIN to die
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"Hm." "[u]Possibility.[/u]" "[i]Can we just go?[/i]" [b]The trio leads you to a massive mountain, with a cave at the top.[/b] "[u]And this is the beast's nest.[/u]"
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*Caesar holds up his sword* Caesar: Can't I just charge in there and RIP his heart out? Cyan: No. But you can lure him out so I can shoot him in an unarmored area. That means the chest or the anal region.
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"Hey, that's a good idea!" [b]Suddenlt, Clari grabs hold of Caesar, and with amazing strength, sends him flying straight at the cave.[/b]
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Caesar: THE -blam!-!!!!!! *Caesar scrambles to get up and stabs his blade in the dragon*
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[b]The dragon awakes, and stares at Caesar, before roaring with an earsplitting, ground-shaking roar.[/b]
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*Caesar backs up a little* Let's do this.
