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Edited by ShadowAnarchist:
7/23/2016 11:09:16 AM
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It's dark... You're in an alley.... You're approached...
[b]By a mysterious man and you cannot see his face from how far away you are. What do you do? Give him a poptart? pull out a gun you had hidden away and spray and pray?[/b]
[spoiler]Be imaginative[/spoiler]
[spoiler]this-is-4-fun[/spoiler]
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I take my shirt and pants off revealing I am wearing a mankini, then sprint at him while looking him dead in the eyes.
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1 Reply"Sorry Mario, but Princess Peach is in another castle"
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Ask the person " What are ya sellin?"
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Apprehend the delinquent.
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Throw a C4 on the ground and say "if I go down you will come with me se you in hell"
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2 RepliesI will sing the songs of my people including CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEALLL!!! And everyone's favorite WAKE ME UP INSIDE CANT WAKE UP WAKE ME UP INSIDE
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Tell him "Another settlement needs your help" and proceed to mark it on his map. [spoiler]And then watch as he screams in annoyance and runs away[/spoiler]
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Tell him "i watch my little pony" and his reponse will indicate how dangerous he is
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Approach him slowly... then say "dispenser here"
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Start crying on him. When this proved ineffective, cover your eyes in rubber cement! =bouncy tears Now, grab a Ouija board to ensure that any of his sneaky accomplices behind him get cried on too. Now, recruit the help of a rotting baby's corpse to spit out glowy blue spoders. If anyone gets this, I'll be impressed.
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1 ReplyI start approaching him a little but faster... Assert dominance
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7 RepliesDisembowel him with my claws
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Edited by Psyntifik: 7/25/2016 7:03:17 PMI'd approach him in an attempt to throw him off.
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[quote][i]Shia LaBouef[/i][/quote]
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Edited by Toffoo: 7/25/2016 10:12:18 AMSuck his dick
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3 Repliesthis even though it's physically impossible at the speed he is doing the punches.
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Came expecting actual cannibal Shia Lebouf. Was disappointed.
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Surprise buttsecks
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I would sing "hello darkness my old friend" then give him a hug. After which I pull out a bag of candy, give it to him then tell him there is more in my white van.
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2 RepliesI throw a bunch of my pubic hairs at him
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9 Repliesi would brace myself for the incoming touch. [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ [/spoiler] [spoiler]touch me bby[/spoiler]
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If by gun you mean deez nutz then yes.
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4 RepliesThat's so sexist. How can you tell it's a man if you can't even see the persons face?? Reported [spoiler]KappaRoss[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhy can't it be a woman? 😏
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And you wake up prego
