Yes. Clipping your nails is the greatest thing known to man. Better than sex even, clipping your finger nails.
The satisfaction of fitting your nail clipper juuuuuuuust right and swiftly trimming off your fingers nails. OH!
They way your nails fly off your fingers, such elegance!
The feast of nails you get to partake in afterwards! OH DEAR GOD! My favorites are the toe nails, especially after a nice long walk on the beach. UGH, I just LOVE the crunch.
Cuthulu didn't give us finger nails to make it easier to open soda cans! He gave them to us, to make living bearable in general!
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Edited by Suppressing Fire: 7/23/2016 5:15:24 AMYou are the worst shitposter since, well...I don't know when you just are