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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/23/2016 4:05:46 AM
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"We [i]planned[/i] on luring it to the ocean, as salt water suppresses Void abilities, but [i]some idiot[/i] decided to forget to get the meat we needed-"
"[i]I don't know what shit you dragons eat! I'm the only human here! No offense, Anri.[/i]"
"[u]Hey, I eat regular food-[/u]"
"[i]You're different. You're weird.[/i]"
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"Guys. Quit arguing, for once. Now...does anyone of you know what it eats? Or atleast, prefers? Don't give me a smartass response either."
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"Food." "[i]Clare, do you have a death wish?[/i]" "You have one, by looking at me." "[u]Generally, Void Dragons eat anything they see. That's how they work.[/u]"
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Edited by Orn: 7/23/2016 4:10:57 AM"Let's give Clari a round of applause for figuring that out..." [b]Anri sarcastically claps.[/b] "Now, if you've got your shit together... Fentis. You mentioned they eat anything they see?"
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"[u]Pretty much.[/u]" "[i]Proud of you, Clare.[/i]" "-blam!- off, lesbo." "[i]Wow. Rude.[/i]" "[u]You have any ideas, Anri?[/u]"
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Edited by Orn: 7/23/2016 4:15:30 AM"Yeah, hold on. HEY." [b]She seems to be addressing Clari and Vio.[/b] "I don't care whether you want to work together or not. I don't care if you want to kill eachother, as long as you do it in an arena. But we have a job to do. And with both of you constantly bickering, we're wasting time. Now are you two gonna chill out a little, or do you need to leave?"
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"Nah, I think I'm good, [i]mom.[/i]" [b]Vio sighs, shaking her head.[/b] "[i]Let's just get to work.[/i]" [b]Fentis eyes Vio and Clari cautiously, before gesturing Anri to continue.[/b]
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"I'll show you mom when I beat your ass, Clari. Now before I kill someone... We can still work with the luring idea, but with some...implications. I'm going to assume that this thing has a sense of smell?"
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"It's a dragon, dumbass. Of course it does." "[i]Don't be like that.[/i]" "[u]Yes, it has a sense of smell.[/u]"
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"Good. Vio...I know that you can create illusions..."
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"[i]Yeah, what about them?[/i]"
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"This is gonna sound hilarious, but... Either A, we still lure it into the ocean with whatever will catch its sense of smell, or... B. The funnier plan. Vio, can you create a giant cow or something? The illusion of one, anyway?"
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[b]Vio can't seem to believe it. She smiles, and jumps on Anri, hugging her.[/b] "[i]Yes! I've been longing for the time when cows save the day! Can I kiss you?[/i] "No. Not happening. Cows are fine, but you're [i]not[/i] doing any of that stuff here." [b]Clari picks up Vio by the back of her shirt.[/b] "You're light. You don't eat enough." "[i]Hey![/i]" [b]Clari suddenly seems to see something, and lets go of Vio, falling down.[/b] "GET THIS DAMN COW OFF ME!" "[u]What? There are no cows...."[/u] [b]Clari looks befuddled for a moment, then;[/b] "VIO... I SWEAR TO GOD...." "[i]Alright! Time to kill a dragon! Come on![/i]" [b]Vio runs out of the dojo, Clari in pursuit.[/b]
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"...Wow. Look what I've done..." [b]Anri quietly follows Vio and Clari, humming along the way.[/b]
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[b]Fentis follows suite.[/b] [b]A few minutes later, they lead Anri to a massive mountain, with a cave at the top.[/b] "[u]This is the beasts' nest.[/u]"
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"Okay then... Vio, go ahead and get down to the beach and do your thing... I guess I'll have to lure this bastard out, so Clari and Fentis, you two get down there too. And get ready."
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[b]Clari and Fentis immediately enter Stage One, Fentis' skin turning a pure, snow-white, and Clari's becoming a dark, blood-red. A massive, house-sized cow appears from nowhere, and moos.[/b]
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[b]Anri laughs before heading towards the cave, drawing her straight sword just in case.[/b]
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[b]Inside the cave, a massive, black dragon is sleeping.[/b]
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"Well...here goes nothing..." [b]She picks up a small rock on the ground and chucks it at the dragon's head.[/b]
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[b]The dragons stops snoring, and opens his eyes. He roars, and the roar knocks you out of the cave.[/b]
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"Oh sh-" [b]Anri goes flying, getting up and looking back at the dragon.[/b]
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[b]The dragon soars out of the cavern, and grows in size until it is bigger than the mountain it came from. He stares at you, until the house-sized cow runs up to it, mooing with all it's might.[/b]
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"Shit." [b]Anri backs away quickly,[/b]
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[b]The dragon stares at the cow, which looks like an ant to him. The cow runs to the ocean, attempting to lure him there, but the dragon merely stares.[/b]
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"Yknow what, -blam!- you." [b]Anri chucks another rock at the dragon and begins running towards the ocean as well.[/b]
