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Edited by Vegan Superhero:
7/23/2016 3:38:19 AM
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Clipping Your Nails is the Pinnical of Life.
Yes. Clipping your nails is the greatest thing known to man. Better than sex even, clipping your finger nails.
The satisfaction of fitting your nail clipper juuuuuuuust right and swiftly trimming off your fingers nails. OH!
They way your nails fly off your fingers, such elegance!
The feast of nails you get to partake in afterwards! OH DEAR GOD! My favorites are the toe nails, especially after a nice long walk on the beach. UGH, I just LOVE the crunch.
Cuthulu didn't give us finger nails to make it easier to open soda cans! He gave them to us, to make living bearable in general!
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Well, I laughed.
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1 ReplyEdited by Meta Legionaire: 7/23/2016 3:07:54 PMYeah noooooooooo It is no match to ear cleaners, that feeling in the ear as if it is scratching. -blam!-IN ORGASMIC
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I haven't clipped my finger nails in many years.
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Uhh Well I don't know about that but I do enjoy cleaning the grime from underneath my nails from time to time
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1 Reply[quote]The feast of nails you get to partake in afterwards! OH DEAR GOD![/quote] I'm out.
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Let me ruin it for you Toothpick under your nail, kick a wall.
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I hate the weird numb feeling your nails get afterward
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Thanks op
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*Pinnacle
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2 RepliesEdited by Suppressing Fire: 7/23/2016 5:15:24 AMYou are the worst shitposter since, well...I don't know when you just are
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This post is terrible.
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1 ReplyWithout any milk.
