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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/22/2016 5:12:22 AM
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[b]Inside of the Dojo, there was a slight...conflict.[/b]
"Really Patches?!"
[i]"WHAT?!"[/i]
[b]The two known as Patches and Anri were fighting again. Patches, in his typical leather suit, had been busy all week. Constantly busy, building, not even helping the Dojo. Meanwhile, Anri was in her knight armor, though her helmet was off, revealing her pale blond face.[/b]
[b]From what could be seen? They were pissed at eachother.[/b]
[i]"You know how damn busy I am right now, and I don't need help."[/i]
"Just let me help you, plea-"
[i]"Oh hell no. Last time you tried "helping" me, I nearly died.[/i]
[i]Now get lost!"[/i]
[b]Shaking her head, Anri left. Heading towards the training grounds. Patches stayed, grumbling as he was pulling things out of a large box of some sort.[/b]
[spoiler]Open. This'll be a prelude to the thing I talked about in a post earlier.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Shut up! Too early.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]K lmao. [/spoiler] "Hmm. There was a new restaurant that opened up recently. I'll pay, seeing as I lost."
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[spoiler]But let's be cereal about this.[/spoiler] "Sure? I'm willing to pay for it."
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[spoiler]Cereal?[/spoiler] "No, I lost and forfeit. I also might eat... a lot. So, I'll pay."
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[spoiler]Yeah, cereal. Nevermind, it's a joke.[/spoiler] "Oh. Alright, but thanks."
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[spoiler]Explaining jokes makes them funnier :3[/spoiler] [b]Vio leads Anri to a large building, and a grand entryway.[/b]
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[spoiler]Some politician said "cereal" instead of serious. So yeah.[/spoiler] "Nice."
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[spoiler]A. Haha. Hahaha. That's funny. Lol.[/spoiler] "This place is supposed to be really fancy. 4 and a half stars."
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[spoiler]Man, cmon.[/spoiler] "That's good to know. What do they serve here?"
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[spoiler]Uh... HAHAHAHHAHA OMG OMG OMG THAT WAS HILARIOUS AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HJSMSNSJSJAJSBS[/spoiler] "Uh... not sure. Well, that's the fun part, right?" [b]Anri and Vio walk inside, and the room looks like the dining room of a castle. The ceiling is at least 25 feet high, with countless chandeliers decorating it. Everybody seemed to be in parties of two, all couples. A tall woman walks up to Anri, and speaks in a french accent.[/b] "Bonjour. How may I help you?"
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[b]Anri is stunned. For a moment, she doesn't even notice the woman.[/b] "Oh! Hi. Me and my friend here plan on eating...here." [b]Since this is pretty much the first time that she's ever been in a place like this, Anri is somewhat embarrassed.[/b]
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"Hm?" [b]The woman looks at Anri, then Vio. A glint of understanding reaches her eyes, and she smiles.[/b] "Ah, I see. How romantic! This way, please."
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[b]Genuinely confused, Anri follows. But not before looking at Vio.[/b]
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[b]Vio shrugs.[/b] "I didn't know it was [i]this[/i] fancy." [b]The woman leads you both to a table for two in the middle of the dining room, right underneath the largest chandelier.[/b] "Hello, my name is Adalie, I will be your server today," [b]She says.[/b] "Here are your menus, I will be with you shortly." [b]Vio and Anri sit down, and Anri looks at the menu. It is full of confusing french dishes.[/b]
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"Jeez..." [b]Considering that she's from another dimension, Anri has no idea what's going on. She looks through the menu, looking for something that she actually understands.[/b]
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"Um... I don't really know anything... french... oh, there's wine. You know, wine experts aren't really experts, they just pretend. And nobody needs to know I'm underage...." [b]Adalie returns, bringing bread, and butter.[/b] "Would you like something to drink?" "Uh... can we have a Sauvignon, please?" "Sure. I will be right back."
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"A Sau...what? This is way too confusing. But...bread. And butter. Good meal. Let's eat!" [b]Anri treats the bread like it's the actual meal. Considering what life she lived before coming here...it's not surprising.[/b]
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Edited by Cazberry Pie: 7/22/2016 7:52:51 PM"Uh... Anri, we haven't even ordered yet. The main meal is a lot bigger... speaking of which...." [b]The waitress returns, carrying a large bottle of wine.[/b] "Are you ready to order?" "Uh... can I have a... Coq au vin?" "Sure thing. And you, miss?" [b]She looks at Anri.[/b]
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Edited by Orn: 7/22/2016 8:02:25 PM"Oh, um... I'll have the Coq au...whatever it's called, too. Please."
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[b]The waitress smiles.[/b] "Sure thing." [b]She writes it down, and walks away.[/b] "Sorry about this. I didn't know it would be this fancy, and it would be... french. Anywho, what does Patches do for his business?"
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"Oh no, it's fine. Just new to this, I should be sorry.. As for Patches..." [b]Anri sighs.[/b] "He's a murderer. He kills off people that have valuable goods and the sells those goods on the market. He's relentless...maybe even heartless. I've tried making him a better person, but it doesn't work. Tell me Vio...should I just quit? Stop talking to him? He doesn't seem to change. He's a good friend, but these past weeks have been...awful."
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[b]Vio blinks.[/b] "I'm pretty sure killing like that is illegal. I know you've tried talking to him... but I think it's time to stop him completely."
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[b]Anri sighs.[/b] "But...how?! Without destroying our friendship."
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"Hmm. Well, why does he like his business of... killing, then?"
