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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Inflatablepants:
7/17/2016 5:18:21 PM
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[b]The Fierce deity returns from his ventures with Zane. But almost immediately starts banging his head on the wall.[/b]
Deity: "SO. DAMN. BORED. AGHHHH. WHY IS ZANE DOING OTHER STUFF?!"
[b]Then, a women leaps from the twilight.[/b]
Anne: "Remember what he said? He wanted to make sure we were ready for the assault before we got the rest of the Jewels."
Deity: "Ya but he could have took me with him! He'd be done in like eight replies!"
Anne: "You are....SO....weird."
[spoiler]closed[/spoiler]
English
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*Shadow, without looking, raises her pistol and double taps Deity.*
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[b]He turns around[/b] [b][i][u]REPLY TO YOUR DAMN QUEST![/u][/i][/b]
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*Sketch and Sapphire walk up.* "What's going on?" [u]Who are you?[/u]
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[b]A portal opens nearby and Zane steps out[/b] "Hey guys, miss me?"
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[b]The Deity turns around[/b] Deity: "THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE!" Anne: "Good to see ya Zane! Where did you go though....?"
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"Different places, had to clean up the Tubbs shit show and fix his mess. After that I went to Dranglaic. Got us more allies for this war."
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Anne: "Well done Zane! Didn't know you could fix problems instead of cause them!" [b]Anne grins Jokingly[/b]
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"Oh haha, you guys ready to head out?" [b]He smiles back[/b]
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Deity: "YES. PLEASE." Anne: "Our next stop is a hot one. Bring some water." [spoiler]chapter will be up later today[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Alright[/spoiler]
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[i]a short woman with blueish green scaled skin walks up. She is wearing a blue t-shirt and black cargo shorts she isn't wearing shoes [/i] "Hi whats up?" She asks
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Deity: "ABSOLUTELY NOTHING." [b]The woman rubs the bridge of her nose. Then offers her hand to Leyla.[/b] "I'm Anne. Pleasure to meet you."
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[i]she takes and shakes her hand[/i] "My name is leyla its nice to meet you too"she says
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[spoiler]I replied to your quest btw[/spoiler] Anne: "Sorry for my friend he's uh...." [b]The deity continues to hit his head on the wall.[/b] Anne: "Handicapped....?"
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"Um okay well thats something i guess"says leyla [spoiler]ok[/spoiler]
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*Crossbow walks up* Been a while, huh Deity?
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"DO I KNOW YOU?!" [b]He continues to bang his head on the wall[/b]
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I was a, um, friend of Mortar's. I think we met a few times. Name's Crossbow? Skeleton wielding a crossbow? Ring a bell?
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"OH. I GET IT. ITS A PUN. BECAUSE CROSSBONES SOUNDS LIKE CROSSBOWNS. AND YOU ARE A SKELETON. FUKING HILARIOUS. Leave." [b]The deity keeps smacking his head on the wall.[/b] Anne: "Wow. You have one thick skull don't you?" Deity: "Not the only thing that's thick Avatar!" Anne: "Oh...God. No. Just...gross."
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It's not a pun, and I remember you being less of an ass before you went off to fight a giant cloud, or as many call it, the "Twilight"
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Anne: "Nah he's always been like this."
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Ah, okay...
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"Deity!" [b]Royal runs up [/b] "Remember me?"
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"No!" [b]He keeps hitting his head[/b] Anne: "Deity!" Deity: "What?! I don't remember him!"
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"Welp. Trickster?"
