originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
[spoiler]hold on, I'm getting really -blam- ing confused.[/spoiler] [b]I grab your foot and twist your foot sideways, breaking it. I then proceed to shoot you. *clatter of dice* I rolled an 18. It works.[/b]
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[b]Before you can shoot, Smough's massive hammer slams into you, sending you flying.[/b] [spoiler]Me too...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]*laughs*[/spoiler] [spoiler]what are the requirements to get into the dojo?[/spoiler] Augh... [b]fires explosive rounds at Smough.[/b] What the -blam!- was that? *falls back I the ground* *energy sword retracts* *heavy breathing* Erg...
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[spoiler]A fight. And considering how badly this is going, I'm honestly confused on whether to let you on or not...[/spoiler] [b]Smough's armor is drastically dented. He charges.[/b]
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[spoiler]Thanks? I guess...[/spoiler] [b]I fire more explosive rounds, each one landing dead center in his face.[/b] *gets up and runs* *throws plasma grenade at you* You can't win!!!
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[spoiler]Your welcome![/spoiler] [b]They dent his helmet, but he walks through the grenade like it was nothing.[/b] [b]Smough slams down upon you, smashing the earth around.[/b]
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[spoiler]I threw it at you![/spoiler] [b]I nearly fall of the cliff, and I'm barely hanging on.[/b] Erg... Augh... -blam!- it... Hergnn...
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I'm here arbiter [b]Lifts you up and jumps to high ground[/b]
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[spoiler]nonono... Put me back on the cliff... *laughs*[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]FFS[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Smough's fatass is blocking it![/spoiler] "Well, shit. He's hurt..."
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[spoiler]*laughs*[/spoiler] Eugh... Help me...
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"Oh -blam!-." [b]Dropping his hammer, Smough picks you up.[/b] "Call Samuel Jackson! So we can call an ambulance!"
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*heavy breathing* Augh... Thanks... *energy sword ignites*
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"Meh, whatever." [b]He drops you and walks off.[/b]
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Who is this Samuel Jackson? Ornstein... Come here... *waves energy sword at you* [spoiler]I don't have any sinister motives, trust me.[/spoiler]
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"No!"
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Ornstein... Please. *heavy breathing* Help... Me...
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[b]He goes inside, then comes back out. He's carrying a medical kit, and throws it at you.[/b]
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[spoiler]is this the Division all of a sudden?[/spoiler] *heavy breathing* *passes out*
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[spoiler]Maybe![/spoiler] [b]You wake up outside, wounds healed. Along with a sign beside you. "Please read rules from above. Also, please refrain from killing or random elite invasions. Thank you!"[/b]
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[spoiler]What are the rules?[/spoiler] Hern... Random elite? Ornstein? *coughs*
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[spoiler]Up there on the post. In the spoilers.[/spoiler] [b]No one is there.[/b]
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[spoiler]2 questions- 1- What is god modding? 2- what is the sovereignty?[/spoiler] Where am I? *gets up*
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[b]Outside of the Dojo. Lol.[/b]
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[spoiler]Wait. I thought I was [i]inside[/i]the dojo.[/spoiler] Hello? What the... [b]I notice a body on the floor.[/b]