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2-in-1

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EA...

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Hi-larious [spoiler]couldn't resist.[/spoiler]

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Heh

Man, people will protest anything nowadays

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Before humans and monsters and even light entered the world, the everlasting dragons ruled over the land, living in massive stone-like arch-trees that extended so high into the sky that you couldn't see their tops. The dragons were immortal and invincible with stone scales that protected them from any assault. Not much else is known about this time period in Dark Souls' lore, but after a millennia existing as beings of the darkness, the dragons’ rule was ended with the coming of fire. The light called the First Flame came from the depths of the world and contained extremely powerful Great Souls that give whoever possesses them god-like power. The Souls of Lords were found by Gwyn the Lord of Sunlight, Nito the First of the Dead, and the Witch of Izalith. The Furtive Pygmy, the first ancestor of humanity, gained the Dark Soul. Together they took their newfound power and made war against the ancient dragons. Gwyn harnessed the power of lightning to destroy the dragons' tough scales, ridding the ancient beasts of their defenses. The Witch of Izalith and her daughters of chaos unleashed great firestorms to destroy the arch-trees. Nito cast a miasma of disease on his enemies and a dragon traitor named Seath the Scaleless betrayed his own kind, sealing the destruction of all the everlasting dragons. Destroying the dragons brought an age of fire and light and prosperity for humanity. But as time went on, the light of the First Flame began to fade, along with the power of the Souls of Lords. In order to keep the age of fire from plummeting into a new age of darkness, the Witch of Izalith attempted to use her power to create a new flame, but the process morphed her and her daughters into hideous monsters and spread corruption and demons across the land. In a last ditch effort to save the flame, Gwyn sacrificed himself to fuel the First Flame, creating the undead curse and corrupting his army of loyal knights. While the Souls of Lords weakened, the Dark Soul, held by the Furtive Pygmy, became more powerful. The Pygmy split the Dark Soul into pieces creating humanity, with each human holding a small portion of the Dark Soul until they lose it and become hollow. With the world corrupted, humans who have lost their humanity and become hollow are sent to the Asylum to await the end of the world. This is where the Chosen Undead (the player) begins his or her journey.

Rekt

Have you ever gone to a protest?

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There should be a picket sign that says "RAVEL RAVEL RAVEL RAVEL"

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My brother and I are still [url=http://www.runningjunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Sign-Wars.jpg]this[/url] way even though we are close to being thirty. sibling rivalry never gets old!

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