So it's been a week since the King of the forums tournament and I have to say things don't look the same around here. It's like y'all are afraid to post anything here. I see y'all posts and the subjects are boring it's almost like y'all are too scared to post anything! I guess I just was too much for y'all. I know everyone here now knows that broken steel 3 is the only true alpha male here. I mean I took y'alls best shots and you still lost the king of the forums tournament. Yep I faced against the biggest and baddest people here and I blew through them like paper! Y'all can call me the tower of power too sweet to be sour! I'm too hot to handle and too cold to hold! I am broken steel 3 and I am the big dog of this forum! Dont believe? Let me read you a message I got from someone here in #OffTopic.
Dear broken steel 3 (the Bungie forum heavyweight champion & leader of offtopic).
In all my years of being on offtopic I never seen anyone come in offtopic and completely take over the forums! You faced the best offtopic had and you defeated them with ease. You truly are the bungie forum heavyweight champion.
Signed,
Someone here in#OffTopic
I want y'all to know I read everyone of your messages and I love y'all too. Now that I provided undisputed proof of my victory here in #OffTopic. I want y'all to know its ok to start posting agian here in OffTopic. Don't be afraid I am giving you permission.
Love,
broken steel 3 ( leader of offtopic and bungie forum heavyweight champion)
Treebark too sweet to be sour
This post is brought to you by broken steel 3 your bungie forum heavyweight champion and author of the award winning poem Tears of the Fanboy
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The smell of victory
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What happened to the other 2 broken steel's?
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The fact that you call yourself that while Cellar Door is laughing his ass off is amusing to me. [spoiler]wort[/spoiler] [spoiler]wort[/spoiler]
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You're just some guy who keeps posting overly egotistical bullshit on a videogame developers forums. You haven't proven anything besides you have too much free time if you can write so much random shit regarding how supposedly great you are.
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Everytime I see "ya'll", my reading voice changes to a country person.
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Literally who?
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Y'all come back now, ya here?
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[quote]Only six years[/quote] QQ.
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Tl;dr ya'll
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Zzz...
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You're certainly the champion of saying "y'all" too many times in one post.
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I can't help but imagine some kid typing with one hand while flexing in the mirror with the other - reading the words aloud with his best Mr. Torgue impression.
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Hail broken steel 3! Destroyer of conservatives.
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Hello 0 Likes
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Everyone report OP for insults and disrespect.
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Hail! The champion has arrived!
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Meh. I normally post in groups. And ninjas are getting more butthurt than ever. I made a post called: "Add In My Ass To The End Of The Last Song You Listened To." It got taken down
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How far south do you live exactly?
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If I hear y'all one more time...
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Wtf is this
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Oh yeah! I remember you! Your from #Gaming. You PISS off everyone, that's pretty funny.
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OP is cabbage.
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You did literally nothing except make a terrible post at which people laughed at.
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You didn't "face off" against anyone. You just made a very shitty shitpost and eceryone laughed at you. Just like they will do here.
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These guys steel... Tough crowd. They know nothing of the king of mount bungie!