Folks, this has been a long time coming, and even though the hashtag-using media doesn't want me to say it because it [i]doesn't fit their political agenda[/i], it needs to be said. The hashtag is single-handedly the most dangerous weapon the progressives have, and we must end its use before we all become poor, under employed college students who either are terrorists or support them.
What you [i]won't[/i] find with any hashtag, is that hashtags are the main tool that Islamic ISIS [i]Muslims[/i] use to kill innocent Americans! It's a well known fact that ISIS members who are Islamic use hashtags to recruit new Islamic Muslims from the Middle East IN AMERICA! What no hashtag-using hashtagger will hashtag, is how terrorist organizations use hashtags to take away our freedom of speech! Just look at #opISIS on twitter! They take down people's twitter accounts by using a hashtag, therefor censoring whatever they may be saying!
1 in every 5 homicides are caused by hashtags (Source: http://i.imgur.com/FChQzKT.jpg). This could easily be stopped, however, the liberal hashtag #guncontrol has the hashtag-prone commoner brainwashed into thinking these homicides wouldn't have happened if there were less guns! Anyone with a brain can see that guns clearly do not kill people, its the person shooting the gun that does it! The real issue here, is the hashtag telling the person to shoot the gun! Hashtags kill people, people don't kill people.
We must unite as a movement to end this plague that has been brought on to society. We must communicate over the broadest spectrum possible, and reach a worldwide audience. I've had just about enough of hashtags, and I'm sure America has as well. I'll be sending out a mass-email when more information about this movement comes about.
#doortime #shitpostparty2k16 #conservative #donttreadonme ##hashtag
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[quote]Hash tag[/quote] [quote]Hash[/quote] [quote]Hash browns[/quote] [spoiler]...what have I done![/spoiler]
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THAT'S A GOOD IDEA! Let's start a revolution! #Killthehashtag
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You mean the #poundsign?
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#PoundSign
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Excellent, but is there any way you could condense that into 140 characters or less?
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It's called a pound sign.
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Bump. Down with hash tags! Or, since I'm a geezer, pound signs!
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Too bad you can't put that on Twitter. It's too long a post.
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#WasHere
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I remember how that was and IS called the "Pound Key"
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How should we do it? 🔫 guns? 🇧🇦 Bosnians? 💊💉Drugs? # Fight fire with fire?
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I agree
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#killthehashtag o shit wait *succ succ succ*
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I actually want hashtags to be removed.
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# what
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Edited by SuperStormDroid: 7/13/2016 9:49:30 PM[quote]#doortime #shitpostparty2k16 #conservative #donttreadonme ##hashtag[/quote] You say you want the the hashtag eliminated, yet you use them. Your hypocrisy is proof that conservatives are just as bad as liberals. Edit: realized this was a sh*tpost. Disregard the above statement. P.S. conservatives are just as bad.
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And all this time I thought people just loved tic-tac-toe
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Complains about hashtags, has like 6 himself in this post.
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Ah, glad to see that Cellar's still got his shitposting powers.
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#loominarty
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I was going to disagree, but your compelling statistics have convinced me.
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I tell you what I had a really shit day but this made it all better, thanks dude!
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Keep teaching these kids how to shitpost properly Cellar.
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#losethe#now
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Edited by Braun700: 7/13/2016 7:04:11 AMI am in no way for hashtags but you sure used a lot of hashtags to voice your options against hashtags... Using the problem never solves the problem [b][i][u]Fight Hashtags[/u][/i][/b] Edit: side note. Hashtag is not the hash or pound sign. It is a word or phrase with a # in front of it. So for all of you out there. # is not a hashtag. You need a hash/pound sign then a word or phrase with it. Hash-tag, get it?