I was in a mostly empty neighborhood, when I walked by a man standing around his car.
He was talking to someone on the phone, and I happened to overhear his conversation:
[quote]Hey...listen. I don't like you, and I don't like anyone who likes being around you. -blam!- off, I wish your mom swallowed.[/quote]
I slowly looked up from my phone (ryhorn can wait), and at the same time the dude ended his call, then he noticed me.
We stared at each other for a minute as if it was an old Wild West showdown, then he said:
"You didn't hear anything."
I nodded, and then I kept walking to the nearest pokestop.
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Waiting for someone to break into a store at night to catch a Mew. It's gonna happen.