{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/10/2016 5:54:30 PM
1
"LSU? YOU BASTARD!"
[b]Smough bursts from the Dojo gates, carrying his hammer.[/b]
"C'MERE YOU LIL SCUMBAG!"
English
-
*The man screams and falls over, then awkwardly gets up and backs away slowly*
-
"I WILL PROMPTLY KICK YOUR ASS!!"
-
DON'T HURT ME, PLEASE! *The man trips on a root and his head hits a stone, knocking him out*
-
"Oh. Shit." [b]Smough yawns, poking the man with his hammer.[/b]
-
*After a moment, Mion jumps on the wall* Mion: Smough? Who is this?
-
[b]He looks up.[/b] "A dude. Said there was a demon or some shit..."
-
Mion: Strange. What did you do to him. I hear you yelling something about LSU
-
"He's an LSU fan. In short, Loser Sucky Urinal."
-
Mion: You know that's a college, right? He was probably from Louisiana
-
"Bah."
-
-
"Demons."
-
So, Mortar is a demon, and he's your bud.
-
"So you're saying that he was talking about Mortar?"
-
Maybe
-
"Hmm."
-
What? What are you thinking in that giant head helm of yours?
-
"Bro, I don't even know what's going on. Screw this. Torturing this LSU dude."
-
Mion: Fine... *The man slowly wakes up, the back of his head bleeding*
-
"HEY!!!"
-
*His vision is still fuzzy, he can only make out the outline of a large man* Who-who are you?
-
"YOUR WORST FRIEND! Or...your BEST NIGHTMARE! Wait, shit."
-
Mion: You better run, squirrel! *The man's vision clears and he gets up slowly, then bolts towards the gates you left open* HELP! PLEASE!!!
-
"ORN!!" [b]Ornstein suddenly drops down in front of the loser, staring him down.[/b] "Hey there, kiddo."
-
Stay back! Please! *The man grabs a large rock*
