originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
[b]Smough appears to be bored.[/b]
"Y'know, there was this douche earlier. His name was Royal...and some lady named Nora.
She got rekt. I don't know what happened to the douche though."
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Douche? Wow
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"He tends to vanish when he thinks he's loosing." *Shadow shrugs, occupied with making a box with her fingers and looking at Valeyard through them*
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You don't know me!
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Edited by Weeaboo Of War: 7/10/2016 4:10:42 PM"Yeah, I know. I tend to die when I'm losing."
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[i]Sounds like a condition.[/i]
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"Totally. Where's Orn?"
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*Valeyard looks at Shadow and she shrugs* "What? I'm not a goddess anymore, stop looking at me like that."
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"Wait a sec. So you're telling me that you used to be a goddess? Huh. That's new."
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"Nah. Got kicked out in a revolt about a hundred thousand years ago. That was..... Ehhh...." [i]It was 4 billion years ago here, Shadow. You really need to stop jumping timelines.[/i] "Heh! Says you!!"
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"Huh. Well, you're here for a reason. Your move. I guess."
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*Shadow moves and looks through her fingers at Smough* "Hmmm..... Target acquired. Co-ords confirmed?" [u]Confirmed. Launching deployment in 5 minutes.[/u] *Shadow grins while Valeyard sighs and draws a sword, lighting it on fire.* [i]I would recommend running.[/i]
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[spoiler]Oh COME ON.[/spoiler] [b]Smough simply stands there. Waiting. And smiling under his helm...[/b]
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[spoiler]Lol.[/spoiler] *Shadow grins wider and lowers her hands. She slides a double-barreled pistol out of its holster, loading it with rounds that are glowing red. Valeyard begins to walk towards you, his wings spreading out slowly with each step.* [i]It's been much too long since I've had a serious fight....[/i]
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[spoiler]I PLANNED ON GETTING MY ASS KICKED. NOT GETTING MY ASS OBLITERATED BY AN ORBITAL STRIKE.[/spoiler] "Don't worry bro. I'm taking this super, super cereal."
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*Valeyard's only warning was the grin that split his face. He dashes forwards, sweeping his sword at your chest*
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"Finally." [b]Smough swings his hammer as Valeyard reaches smashing range. He swings too much, and it hits the ground, becoming somewhat stuck. Whether it hits it's intended target is up to you. I guess.[/b]
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[spoiler]Wat? Dude........... *facepalm*[/spoiler] *Valeyard pauses right outside of it's range, watching it swipe by. He stands there, eyebrow raised* [i]So..... You gonna swing that thing at me? Is that it.....?[/i]
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[spoiler]What? Are you not entertained? Or did I not read that properly...crap.[/spoiler] "Wait. Hold up."
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[i]Standing right here....[/i] *Shadow starts cackling, rolling back and forth on the ground in fits of laughter* "S-sorry... F-fourt-th w-wall joke...." *Valeyard turns and looks at her with an extremely patronizing glare* [i]Shadow, you of all people know the rules.[/i]
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"Um...Hello!!!" [b]Smough has lifted his hammer from the ground.[/b]
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*Valeyard turns back to you* [i]Well of course you are there, where else would you be?[/i]
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"I'm waiting."
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[spoiler]Lol.[/spoiler] *At that moment, in high orbit over the Dojo, the [i]Eclipse[/i] had finished its warm-up cycle. It fires a single MAC tube, sending a 2-ft ball of pure iron hurtling down into the atmosphere. By the time it reaches 1000 feet, the ball is only a few inches across, red-hot, and moving at .0001[i]c[/i]. It hits the ground at Smough's feet, sending a blastwave in all directions. Right before it hit, however, Shadow brings up a barrier in front of Valeyard, protecting them both*
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"Quickest five minutes I've ever se-" [b]Boom.[/b]
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[spoiler]End? Lolol[/spoiler]