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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by BrandRobKus:
7/10/2016 2:22:23 PM
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*On what appears to be a calm sunny day, a man seems to be running to the Dojo. When he is at the gates, he leans against the wall, gasping for air, until he turns around and bangs on the gate*
HELP! HELP! HELP ME PLEASE!!! THERE'S SOMETHING DEMONIC OUT THERE!!!
*This man doesn't seem to have any special qualities, just seems to be an average human in his 20s, blonde hair and a T shirt saying "L S U."
[spoiler] Open [/spoiler]
English
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"LSU? YOU BASTARD!" [b]Smough bursts from the Dojo gates, carrying his hammer.[/b] "C'MERE YOU LIL SCUMBAG!"
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*The man screams and falls over, then awkwardly gets up and backs away slowly*
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"I WILL PROMPTLY KICK YOUR ASS!!"
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DON'T HURT ME, PLEASE! *The man trips on a root and his head hits a stone, knocking him out*
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"Oh. Shit." [b]Smough yawns, poking the man with his hammer.[/b]
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*After a moment, Mion jumps on the wall* Mion: Smough? Who is this?
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[b]He looks up.[/b] "A dude. Said there was a demon or some shit..."
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Mion: Strange. What did you do to him. I hear you yelling something about LSU
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"He's an LSU fan. In short, Loser Sucky Urinal."
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Mion: You know that's a college, right? He was probably from Louisiana
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"Bah."
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"Demons."
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So, Mortar is a demon, and he's your bud.
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"So you're saying that he was talking about Mortar?"
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Maybe
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"Hmm."
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What? What are you thinking in that giant head helm of yours?
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"Bro, I don't even know what's going on. Screw this. Torturing this LSU dude."
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Mion: Fine... *The man slowly wakes up, the back of his head bleeding*
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"HEY!!!"
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*His vision is still fuzzy, he can only make out the outline of a large man* Who-who are you?
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"YOUR WORST FRIEND! Or...your BEST NIGHTMARE! Wait, shit."
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Mion: You better run, squirrel! *The man's vision clears and he gets up slowly, then bolts towards the gates you left open* HELP! PLEASE!!!
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"ORN!!" [b]Ornstein suddenly drops down in front of the loser, staring him down.[/b] "Hey there, kiddo."
