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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Weeaboo Of War:
7/10/2016 9:58:27 PM
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[b][i]In the arena, they wait.
The hulking giant of a man Smough stands in the center of the arena, his massive hammer on the ground, clearly waiting. His golden armor is darkened in the Twilight, his expression hidden by the grotesque mask he wears to battle.
High above him, Ornstein looks down at the entrance to the arena, waiting. Watching. For the proper challenge. His red plume flew on the wind as he held his spear out.
And so, they wait. For you.[/i][/b]
[spoiler]Just something I thought I'd do in my pastime. Up to 2 characters allowed, deaths are reversible, that kind of thing. And please, no ridiculousness. Make this an actual fight.
I know I will.
-evil laughter-[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Oh, and for the casuals with only one character...[/spoiler]
[b][i]Two summon signs await outside of the arena. Choose wisely.[/i][/b]
[spoiler]Oh, and for you music people put there...[/spoiler]
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oX51T-EipOo
[spoiler]Oh, and because reasons...I just put this spoiler here. Shows how truly evil I am.
Muhahahaha!!![/spoiler]
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*Mortar dissolves into the ground, wishing he had Solaire with him. No matter, he wants to complete it by himself. Mortar reforms behind Orn and jumps, cleaving him in the back*
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[b]The knight falls over, only held up by his spear. Once again, Smough nails you in the side.[/b]
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*Mortar flies through the air, but steadies himself midair, and barely lands feet first. He punches the ground, and a massive earthquake forms, knocking around everything in it's vicinity*
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[b]Smough has anchored himself to the ground. Ornstein, on the other hand, falls over. Twitching.[/b]
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*Mortar, thinking he knows what Smough is gonna do, backs up from his range and shields his eyes from Orn*
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[b]You hear a sickening crunch as Smough's hammer crushes Ornstein's body.[/b]
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Ooh, that sounds like it hurt
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"Don't worry..." [b]As Smough raises his hammer, electricity circulates through himself and the weapon.[/b] "When I'm done with you, you'll be [u]screaming.[/u]" [b]He charges at a faster speed than before.[/b]
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*Mortar runs sideways to avoid* Good thing electricity makes me stronger... and what doesn't kill me. *Mortar lunges at Smough, rapidly firing off exploding iron balls at him*
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[b]Smough runs through them all and grabs you.[/b] "I read the chat. You're -blam!-ing dead." [b]He throws you up and grand slams your ass.[/b]
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*Before Mortar starts falling, he becomes Bahamortar* Eat the dirt executioner!
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"I'LL BE EATING YOUR CORPSE FIRST!"
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Sorry dude. Can't eat me when I have your soul. *Bahamortar tackles Smough with the force of five trains*
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[b]It helps when Smough nails you in the face with even more strength than that. Although he over swings a shit-ton, he got ya bitch![/b]
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*When he hits Mortar, Smough feels like his fist is melting. Mortar takes the opportunity to hurl a pure ball o darkness. His eyes go black with crimson pupils. Gore has returned*
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[b]He hit you with his hammer, Dumbass! Anyway...Smough is knocked back by the orb.[/b] "Aww...is tha lil baby Morta sad? Maybe it's because his family's dead."
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[b]Royal gets in the way, and uses shadows to push Smough to one side of the arena while he pushes Gore to the other [/b]
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[b]NOOOOOOOOOOO[/b]
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"It's over Smough!"
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*Gore turns to look at you* You are a real dumbass aren't you? Only my first mother is dead. *Gore charges up a large ball of darkness* You don't believe me? Ask Cyan! *Gore is ready to release it at a moment's notice*
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"Doesn't matter. Daddy killed Mommy like the lil bitch she was, you cried and cried probably. Then you slaughtered thousands of innocents for what again?" [b]Smough just appears to be pudding you off now.[/b]
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You really want me to release this? I was reborn as an infant. Of course I cried. But that's because I had a god damn diaper rash or something like that. And at least I am favored by many. You can't even get into the Dragonslayer club like your little bro Orn. Seems to me that he's the leader, and you're just his huge ass pawn. *The darkness beam is getting more condensed*
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"Hey bud, you might want to watch the darkness right there..." [b]Smough is holding something in his hand...[/b]
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Why? So I can't rip you apart atom by atom? I don't think so. *Gore begins to aim it, light bends around the extremely concentrated ball of darkness*
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"Look, man...You do NOT want to do that..."
