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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/8/2016 4:15:30 AM
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[b]The woman stops.[/b]
[i]"...Would you like a cookie?!"[/i]
English
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COOKIE!? [b]i uncloak[/b]
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[i]"Here you are."[/i] [b]The woman simply hands you a cookie.[/b]
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[b]i eat in a millisecond[/b] MORE!!!!
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[b]She snickers and hands you another.[/b]
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[b]i eat it then mug her for all her cookies[/b]
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[i]"Ah, no. Be patient."[/i] [b]She simply slaps you away.[/b]
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Ow... [b]i slap her back and my eyes turn all red[/b] [b]my voice sounds demonic[/b] GIVE ME THE COOKIES!!!
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[i]"Ouch!"[/i] [b]She slaps you again.[/b]
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[b]we get into an intense slapping battle[/b]
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[b]The Doll is smiling the entire time, clearly enjoying slapping you. And being slapped.[/b]
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[b]i backhand her with super strength sending her to rag doll back a couple feet[/b]
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[b]She goes flying, but gets back up again. She appears not to be wounded.[/b]
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[b]i tackle her[/b] GIVE ME THE COOKIES!!!!
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[i]"Can you ask nicely?"[/i]
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[i]"No cookies for you then."[/i]
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[b]i punch her repeatedly in the face[/b]
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[b]She grabs your fist before it hits you, calmly look at you.[/b] [i]"Please don't use violence."[/i]
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[b]i headbutt her[/b]
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[b]She simply looks at you.[/b] [i]"Why are you so desperate to hurt me?"[/i]
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THE COOKIES!!!!
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[i]"But why would I hand you a cookie after you tried hurting me?"[/i]
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YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE!!! [b]i search her for cookies[/b]
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[b]She pushes you off.[/b] [i]"You're funny."[/i]
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I know. [b]my eyes and voice are normal now[/b] Now give me a cookie.
