originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
[u]An old man can be heard cursing through the door.[/u]
Damned punks... Not payin' a smidge of attention to the requests of their elders...
[u]The hatch swings open once more, followed by the same man's head.[/u]
I THOUGHT I TOLDS YEH TO GET TEH EL' OFF ME LAWN, YEW FREE-LOADING PANCY SON-OF-A-BITCH!
English
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You guys, it really isn't funny anymore.
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[u]The old man stares at you angrily.[/u] I DON'T CARE! JUS' GET TEH EL' OF ME LAWN! [u]He slams the hatch and opens the door, revealing his massive twelve-foot stature. A large ten-foot warhammer rests on his shoulder. Covering his body is a bulky chrome armor, the joints burning with embers that float around him. As he walks out, he puts on a helmet resembling a bear mid-roar.[/u] GET OFF ME -blam!-IN' LAWN
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"Yeah, it is!"