1. Have any flammable substances on you (oil, gas, weed, etc) 2. Look into a lit mortar that didn't go off 3. Finish smoking near space of unlit fireworks 4. Fire mortars on dry grass 5. Throw poppits/firecrackers near unlit fireworks 6. Hold a lit fountain 7. Hold a lit fountain near unlit fireworks 8. Run around w/sparklers near the mortars 9. Bottle rocket jousting with poppits on the side 10. Throw lit fountains 11. Tie more that 8 packs of firecrakers together and light it in hand 12. Put a pack of lit firecrakers in a beer bottle and put it near people 13. Throw lit Roman candles at people 14. Launch mortars that sound like air to ground missiles past 12:00 15. Pour alcoholic beverages on a box of firecrackers 16. Light fireworks while drunk 17. Put M80s in people's shoes 18. Eat an M80 19. Stick a Roman candle up the ass 20. Shoot a rocket at your car Have any more? Write it down and I will add it