originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
"Oh. That's fine. I know of other gods out there, Y'know. Not trying to mess with beliefs, but just saying."
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I know, you are Sir Ornstein, swearing your loyalty to Lord Gwyn. Wait... there may be a way, oh, I'm so gonna get grounded for this. *Mortar walks over to the bed* Sit, please.
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"Sure. Ok." [i]He sits...kinda wherever, really.[/i]
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Alright, now lay down on the bed, close your eyes, and relax.
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"Alright..." [i]Ornstein does what you told him to do.[/i]
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*after a few seconds, you are slapped hard. When you wake up, Mortar is standing over you, looking slightly younger. Testuo watches from a distance*
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*Tesuto. Had to, lol. "What the hell..."
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Sir, are you okay? You seem to have passed out. *Mortar hands you your helmet*
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"Well, I had this dream." [i]Orn takes him helm, nodding at you, and slides it on.[/i] "And I doubt that anyone would believe it."
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Well, I just joined, and Tesuto said that I can relax now, so I got time.
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"Oh. Well, you see...I got stuck in the past with your previous family and there was a little you who got me out and yet here I am still in the past and I'm not supposed to be here. Does that sum it all up?"
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Depends... what is your name?
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"Ornstein. Captain of the Knights of Gwyn."
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Then, I hate to break it to you, but that wasn't a dream. You were in my father, which at first I thought was weird, I got grounded for slapping you, hope you're happy.
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"Why would I be happy?!"
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Sarcasm, my friend. It does the body good
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"Ha. Ha. Ha."
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Shut it
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"Why don't you, for once?"
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That's harsh for an undead...
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"Oh, that's HARSH? Maybe I don't appreciate a friend shoving me into his own memories!"
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Aha, you think I want someone going through private memories?
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"And yet you shoved me into them by leading me into that damn house!! Except YOU wouldn't know about that, would you?!"
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Can we just not argue about something that may or may not happen in the future?
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"WHY AM I HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!?"
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I DON'T KNOW!