originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
"I'm...I am Ornstein. Captain of the Knights of Gwyn. Guardian of Anor Londo. Undead. Brother of Smough. Dragonslayer. First Student of Faraam, also known as the Nameless King.
Does that...ring any bells?"
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Oh, hey Smough. It's just a strange place, I'd refrain from going in
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"Yolo." [i]Smough attempts to go inside of the house.[/i]
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Smough, no, the door is too small! *Mortar tries to push you away, with little success*
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"Whether you want me to or not, I'm going IN!!!"
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No Smough, it's like some weird toxin in there or something. Just, don't go!
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"YOU ONLY LIVE SEVERAL TIMES!!!"
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THAT'S NOT WHAT YOLO STANDS FOR! *Mortar forms a large iron ball between the House and Smough* Just don't go in, so I can set my mind at ease
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"Nope. -blam!- you." [i]Smough simply lifts up the iron ball and slams into the house.[/i]
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*The entire wall of the house collapses* Well, Orn, what did I tell ya, it's better off destroyed
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"Yeah, I guess it is." [i]Smough is standing in the rubble.[/i] "Damn."
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Well, sorry about that Smough, it's just that you're too big
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Edited by Weeaboo Of War: 7/7/2016 4:31:58 PM"Oh, thanks. I appreciate the compliment."
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Don't take it the wrong way, you're literally a giant.
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"Oh no. That won't scar me for life or anything."
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Oh, um... okay. Well, at least the house won't... affect? anyone.
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"What does it even do?"
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I dunno really, Orn passed out, then he wakes up hours later claiming that he was my dad
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"The hell?"
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I know, it's weird