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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/6/2016 3:28:34 PM
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[i]Ornstein slightly panics.[/i]
"I just need a minute, ok? Where's your mother?"
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Depends... what is your name?
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"Ornstein. Captain of the Knights of Gwyn."
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Then, I hate to break it to you, but that wasn't a dream. You were in my father, which at first I thought was weird, I got grounded for slapping you, hope you're happy.
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"Why would I be happy?!"
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Sarcasm, my friend. It does the body good
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"Ha. Ha. Ha."
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Shut it
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"Why don't you, for once?"
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That's harsh for an undead...
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"Oh, that's HARSH? Maybe I don't appreciate a friend shoving me into his own memories!"
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Aha, you think I want someone going through private memories?
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"And yet you shoved me into them by leading me into that damn house!! Except YOU wouldn't know about that, would you?!"
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Can we just not argue about something that may or may not happen in the future?
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"WHY AM I HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!?"
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I DON'T KNOW!
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"THEN FIGURE IT OUT!!!"
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SHUT UP! *Mortar punches you hard, and you wake up in the house, Mortar stands over you* Orn! Orn! Are you okay?!
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[i]Without responding, Ornstein nails you in the chest, infuriated. He walks out of the house.[/i]
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Orn, what the hell! *Mortar quickly follows, he doesn't seem to know what he did* What is going on, what's with you right now?
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"Oh, I don't know. Maybe I just turned into your parent, confused and freaking out. Then went into the future just a little bit before GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE. Clearly, you have idea what uneven talking about."
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Oh, yeah, that getting punched part. To be honest, you were kind of freaking me out, I had to knock you unconscious. *Mortar lets out a long sigh* I don't, however, know how you became my dad in the first place.
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"...Why is it always me getting thrown into these sorts of situations? Oh well."
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You have got to be kidding me. This happened to me about a month ago at my place. I have no idea how, but I met my 10 year old self.
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"Oh, really? So now we're just all getting sucked into your past all of the sudden. That's just GRANDEUR."
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Ornstein, I don't know, but either way, there is something strange about this place, I think I'm gonna try to destroy it.
