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7/5/2016 12:28:55 PM
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Hah, now that's how you kill a guy!
*Behind you walks up a humanoid figure with blazing crimson eyes that tell of a demonic origin. He looks at you with intrigue, flipping around an icy blue knife*
Now, what are you exactly?
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The Figure - a Space Marine - turns around, taking a look at the man for a second before asking, "WHO THE -BLAM!!!- ARE YOU?!"
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*He chuckles a little* Wouldn't you like to know? Oh, screw it. Name's Mortar, what about you?
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"IM SPARTA CYTUS!!!" The Space Marine bore Yellow and Red colors of course, with the frowny Angry Marine insignia on his armor, his Chainsword and Chainfist both had the words '<- YOUR FACE' on them, and of course... He was Always Angry, All The Time.
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Impressive, but are you an Ex God slash war demon? *Mortar places his hand between his shoulder blades, and a four and a half foot long dark blue katana broadsword mix with the words "Do not forget those who hurt you" etched into it. When it fully forms, it ignites in ominous emerald green flames*
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"YOU'RE A DAEMON?!?!?!!?!?!?" Certainly enraged still, he gripped his Chainsword tighter after hearing 'demon.'
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*Mortar chuckles a little as you tighten your grip* Relax, I'm not a Warp demon. I had never heard of the Warp until I got here. No, I am from the Underworld on Earth. Great place, I had it all to myself since everyone who lived there died from Terracide.
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"HMPH." He loosened his grip, but only a little. [i]HERETIC....[/i] He thought in his Angrily way, he was surprised he wasn't trying to drive his Chainsword down this person's body.
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*Mortar was surprised that this dude, pissed as he was, didn't try to kill him. He still held out his sword, but attempted to send a message saying that he was non hostile to the marine*
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Edited by Cmdr Dornick: 7/5/2016 12:57:16 PMThe Marine stared at him continuously, the urge to punt his ass coming on... But he decided that punt would work better on some Heretic Daemon spawn.
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*Mortar flips his sword around, then jams the tip of the blade into the ground, leaning against the hilt* Look, it seems that you don't like me, and in all honesty I'm not exactly your biggest fan. So why don't we kill shit and see what happens?
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"YEAH, LETS KILL SHIT!!!" He started frantically glancing around for shit to Purge with his almighty Chainsword.
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*You can tell that farther down are cultists, chanting really loud and annoying.* FOR BADASSERY!!! *Mortar runs in that direction*
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The Marine runs too, towards the cultists who were soon going to be rammed by the force of 1000 Choo Choo Trains.
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*While Mortar was running, his sword dissipate in mid air, and is replaced by two large iron balls, both have the force of 2000 choo choo trains*
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The Space marine sped up, revving his chainsword and chainfist, the force of 2001 Choo Choo Trains.
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*But Mortar has two iron balls out. By logic that is 4000 choo choo trains. But he wasn't one to stop there. As he is running, his limbs grow longer, stronger. Three arms protrude from his back, attached to them a wicked looking cannon. He shoves the balls into the cannon and summons his sword, now almost six feet long now*
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That wouldn't stop the Space Marine from purging the shit out of these mofos, he continued charging at them, chainswords in front.
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*Mortar gets to one first, he impales it in the stomach and swings up, cutting half of its body in half, then fires the iron balls at another with the force of 10,000 Choo choo trains*
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The Marine rammed through a couple of them, then being so close together he cut them both down the middle with one attack.
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*Mortar's sword turns into a large war hammer (Picture Smough's from Dark Souls) and slams it down, knocking them to the ground. He proceeds to play Whack a Mole with them, crush the ones getting up* PURGE! PURGE! RIP AND TEAR!!!
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The Angry Marine grabbed one of the other cultists, continuously throwing his fist into heir face. "YOU!!! MOTHER!!! -BLAM!!!-ING!!! HERETIC!!!"
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*Mortar shows them no mercy, slicing, crushing, and exploding anything he sees* DESTROY ALL THE HERETICS!!! WHY ARE THEY STILL HERE?
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"I DONT KNOW!!!! JUST KEEP PURGING THEM!!!!" He kept punching the Cultist, even if it was dead.
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*Mortar grabs a larger one and grabs him by his legs and swings him around 360°*
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Sparta tossed the dead cultist into three more with the force of earlier 1000 Choo Choo Trains.
